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2009

An Archive of @matt604's Twitter.
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Reflecting on 2008. What a crazy/full-on year! Some of my best and worst times and I wouldn't trade any of them. Keep 'em coming 2009! :)
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My only New Years resolution: Use *BOTH* feet to mash the throttle. -- Happy New Year!
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This AM I realized just how exhausted & scatterbrained I've been when I took my car stereo faceplate out of the fridge. Doh...
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Have Kavinsky albums on repeat. His sound is kinda videogame/80's-ish. This could explain the world looking 8-bit. http://ping.fm/ZlOvl
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Ever do something so stupid it makes you wonder how you've survived this long? This only seems to happen on the days I work late. Curious...
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Ack! Enough of this work stuff. Blood sugar dropped off the chart. Need to eat. Time to go home, me thinks.
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@iamando /me shivers
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@iamando shivering Brad sandwich with jiggling M.T. bread? My poor minds eye. @ritchierocks Not me! /me points at B
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Thinking, "I bet I could book a meeting room and sleep on the table for an hour." is not the best way to start the day. :)
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Merry (Ukrainian) Christmas! - З Різдвом Христовим!
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Sitting in the dentist's office. No win. Peroghy and ukie food later. Ridiculously awesomeness win!
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Buddy: This is a two way street. Me: Uh-huh. Him: So, those are headlights. Me: Oh. Him: Did you just use your blinker? Me: Safety first!
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Matt X @matt604
T.G.I.F'n.F! I'm not sure I like this whole 5 day work week stuff...
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I wish I had 70k for a dinosaur skull. :( http://ping.fm/8QvCT
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@ritchierocks *cough* Dell Inspiron Mini 9 *cough*
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@ritchierocks ORLY? Maybe I should bring mine to show you. You know, to return the favour on the TV. :)
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RT @georgiastraight: What we've *all* been waiting for: Canada's Next Top Model casting call in Burnaby http://ping.fm/TEYeH
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Time to pack it in. Enough staring into the Interwebs. Time to yell at referees and cheer for the home team. Yay!
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Matt X @matt604
Why did I wait so long to see the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie? Why?
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Matt X @matt604
Ugh...Slept maybe 5 hrs. Reading #twitter, this seems to be a recurring theme today. This makes me feel a little better. :)
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Matt X @matt604
Great coffee, Mr or Ms Co-Worker. It's so strong it literally hurts to drink it. Perfect! :)
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Matt X @matt604
Dear Headache: Please stop switching between bumper cars into my temples and ice picks in my eyes. Pick one, okay?
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Matt X @matt604
RT @hdmoore: hilarious disk latency issue: http://tinyurl.com/9g4ojo - (I have to go scream at mine. BRB. m!)
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Hmm...A little bit concerned. Never had a headache that lasted a whole day.
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Matt X @matt604
Oh, boo! I was happily typing in how stoked I was the sun was out only to look up from my monitor and see...Grey?!?
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Matt X @matt604
Please allow me to adjust my pants/So that I may dance the good time dance/And put the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance
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Matt X @matt604
Sore, achy, jello-y, counting my new bruises and grinning from ear to ear. ;)
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Lazy Sunday mornings FTW!
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Beautiful sunshine in Vancouver. Drive back to richmond -> pea soup fog. Boo sea level! Fail!
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Oh, you Canuck-leheads...You're killing me.
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Ooh...Pestilence...Good word.
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Happiness! I forgot how much I enjoy an Americano from Bean Around the World.
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Seriously? Did I just wake up? Really? SWEET!
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Hmm...The Americans seem pretty excited about something. Not sure but I think they found Osama?
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Doing my best imitation of a good little corporate slave by happily hacking away. I'm getting concerned/nervous looks.
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Matt X @matt604
It seems my plans to hurt myself have been trumped by an injury. There is something wrong with this statement, isn't there?
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Hip hip Hooray! It's Friday! T.G.I.F!
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I am one hyper-caffeinated "half shark alligator half man".
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"Now my helmets on, you cant tell me I'm not in space."
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Attending to the mundane today. The mountain of laundry had fresh snow and a chairlift half constructed.
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Hooray! The fire alarm's going off and...what's that? The fire department's here! Maybe I should see if there's a fire. Or turn up the TV.
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Matt X @matt604
Gung Hay Fat Choy! / Happy New Year!
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How, gentle co-worker, can you get that "lunch" close enough to your face to put it in your mouth? It smells like hot Grim Reaper shoe.
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@iamando I'm able to access my delicious stuff...?
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Bad start to Thursday / Construction noise too early! / I need much more sleep #haikuthursday
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I wonder what kind of shoes the Grim Reaper wears?
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@JSpaghetti I wonder if he changes them depending on where he's working? Cold toes here on a day like today...
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"Reading the Onion, Barbecue feet, I like a crunchy bunion." "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! THEY EATIN' PEOPLE!"
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Nothing but good things to say about Travel Guard Insurance. Vegas hospital bills paid in full and nothing out of pocket. Happy Matty!
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Me: Tappity-tap-tap-tap Computer: HELL NO! Me: *sigh* Tappity-tap-tap-tap Computer: I said no! Me: Fine! I'll talk to the XBOX then.
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ReTweet: WOW!!! That was brilliant, powerful & truly inspirational! Dr. Jill Bolte Taylor FTW - http://bit.ly/oGH1
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Very stoked on tonight's UFC PPV. Can't wait for the GSP fight! Oh, and BJ Penn, too, I guess. :)
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Matt X @matt604
Come on, people. Quit breaking stuff! It's Monday morning and I'm trying to get through my coffee and lolcats.
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There's a hint of a sigh each time this narrator says "h-t-t-p colon forward slash forward slash w-w-w dot" Poor guy. There's tonnes! XD
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Doing tasks I've been procrastinating on so that I don't feel as guilty ignoring this documentation that doesn't seem to write itself.
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In the office early and making good headway on my plan to overthrow a small Pacific Islands nation's government.
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I'd orbit that celestial body until supernova. #nerdpickuplines
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Ack! So much planning! I'm just trying to destabilize a small country's economy and over throw the government, not launch a space shuttle!
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O noes! Inside voice escaping! "Steak and beer. Steak and beer. Steak and beer. Steak and beer. "
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I wonder if I'll see Khabibulin play tonight. I guess, I have the same question for the Canucks. XD
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Getitng tonnse doen, but ciuld get moar doen if I coyld type todau. My poior bakcspace key.
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Holy smokes! It's cold outside! Stupid ground-hog and his stupid more Winter.
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Okay! Here's the snow everyone's been promising all morning. I was starting to feel a little left out.
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I think I've eaten too many baby carrots. Either they're making me hallucinate or so vastly improved my vision I can see through walls.
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I should check myself for bites. I think I have the Rage Virus. Why else would I feel so much like a zombie?
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Trying very very hard NOT to bite my tongue. Or cheek. Or lip. Oh, and working on not drooling too.
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RT @ksignal9: two satellites collided. All that debris in geosynchronous orbit may cause damage to other equipment: http://is.gd/jdcW - Eep!
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RT @al3x: http://isurvivedthedontclicktrick.com/ #dontclick
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@iamando Okay, I have to ask. Why were you eating astronaut food?
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Read more about #dontclick, courtesy of @shiflett: http://moourl.com/dontclick
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@iamando No argument here. I've done things based on that logic. Hope you're feeling better.
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Morning Interwebs. Happy Friday the 13th!
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RT @dacort: "I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed."--Michael Jordan
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Compiling password cracking software on the F15k. Wonder how many of the 90 CPUs I can steal... hehe... What? WHAT?
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Only 4 minutes and 37 seconds till the unix epoch time reaches 1234567890 http://coolepochcountdown.com
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It's been a good week! My megalomaniacal laugh is coming along nicely!
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Where the hell did my weekend go? Who has it? I want it back. Total amnesty. No questions asked. No retribution.
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@retrocactus I'm sorry...Did you say "ride my shark home"?
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Hey Tuesday, you mind switching with Thursday? I'm cool with missing Wednesday this week.
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OMG! How could I forget about Mango California rolls?! nom nom nom
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I'm very disappointed with you, Right Knee. You're going on punishment for TWO weeks! No television or video games. Shape up!
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Thursday! What the hell?!? I thought you were going to trade with Tuesday? It's Wednesday! Liar!
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RT @fforward: retro mp3 player runs on finger power | http://tinyurl.com/asnuf2
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I am not Rick Deckard. I can not retire replicants. I am not Rick Deckard. I can not retire replicants. I am not Rick Deckard. I can not...
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Checked http://ping.fm/YlCge (This is why you're fat) before lunch. Got to "Bacon Cheese Pizza Burger" before deciding on salad.
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It seems Ubiquity can update my twitter status. Oops! Technical difficulties! please standby! :)
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Kool Keith tonight, hell yeah! I just hope my head don't asplode!
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How come I don't have a cyborg doing my chores and robbing banks for me? The year 2000 was almost a decade ago! TV lied to child me.
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How did I go to sleep fine and wake up with a pulled muscle in my neck? Full contact dreaming? Xtreme R.E.M.?
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Measure twice, cut once.
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Me: You aren't treating them with enough condescension and disdain. Co-worker: I know. I know.
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ORLY? Moar snowing? RLY?! Really?!?
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Huh...still snowing, eh? Looks like it's starting to stick here...I guess I should go play in it. Make some snow devils or something. ;)
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@crazybat Oh, ummm....yeah...That might have been me. I meant the mountains, tho. Sorry about that. :)
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Trying to figure out how the Mount Pleasant community got it's name...Something seems fishy there. #Vancouver
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I think a security card reader at work has a vendetta against me. It's waging a private war and attacks when I least expect it.
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Upshot of working late is starting late. More importantly sleeping in on a Friday! Downside is, well, working late. :)
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RT @TheOnion: [audio] Muppeteer's Right Hand In Critical Condition Following Elmo Assassination Attempt http://bit.ly/U5Fp
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So so full of schadenfreude right now. Tee hee. (NO! it doesn't mean that.)
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Hip hip hooray! It's Caturday!
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My phone spell-checked 'hoodie' to 'goodie'. Could have been embarrassing as the txt was "...grabbed your hoodie...". :)
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Hello, couch. I have a reservation. Snoozing section if you have that available.
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This awesome Americano is making time sheets much more bearable. Now what happened 2 months ago?
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RT @mashable: Jon Stewart Shakes His Fist at Twitter (please RT!) http://tinyurl.com/adokyu
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I like the 'like' button on #Facebook. I'd like a 'like' for other's 'likes', so I can 'like' that they 'like'.
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It's 3/3/9 today. Happy Square Root Day! :)
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@JSpaghetti You're welcome! Congrats on the divorce and Happy Birthday to mom! So, could that be cool squared? ;)
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@kimberleymcleod Hi! Not a spammer. :) Saw you on http://www.retweetability.com/ and was curious.
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Feel terrible. Working @ home. Co-worker told me to drink b/c I'm prolly rejecting the healthy eating and regular exercise. Smart ass.
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@ksignal9 I've heard of "hostile environment" theory, so there must be some merit to it. Alcohol's used to kill germs in hospitals, right?
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I'm not certain, but I suspect Doritos have curative properties. This must be why I'm craving them. I'm going to 7-11.
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I'm sure you're in suspense. I went with Cool Ranch. :) Nom nom nom.
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Can't decide who's tweets are more inspiring and insightful. @TheMime or @r2d2?
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@bradando Holy egomaniac, batman! Okay...Okay, I was saying it to spite you. :p
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Do we have a bar in the Lower Mainland that has the serving staff dress like ninjas?!
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@tyamdm Damn. I thought asking for REAL ninjas would just be silly...
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@JSpaghetti A Pirate and a penguin is brilliant. Beats the restaurant in Japan with the monkey waiters, for sure.
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Feels like it's going to be a many, many coffee morning. (Many!)
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Maaaaan, I love bananas. Now, isn't your life that much richer for knowing this? :D
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@tyamdm Yes! Beer o'clock is too far away. That, and I can't find ninjas to bring me beer.
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@tyamdm Management objected to me drinking at my desk and I'm about 1/2 through my day. Can one really have too many ninjas?
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Dear Dana White: Please stop scheduling UFC fight nights during Canucks games. KTHXBAI!
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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
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@bradando I'm not sure why, but I lol'd reading "choo choo".
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Cooking dinner and watching video of kittens yawning on youtube. Why? I'm not quite sure...
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@bradando Oh, for sure! I take my laughing out loud VERY seriously.
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@bradando Dammit, stop that! I'm trying to be miserly with my LoLs and you aren't making it easy, here...
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@bradando See, I'm going to let my guard down and whammo! I'm lol-ing again... Nice try.
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@JSpaghetti I believe typing LOL without laughing out loud to be the 8th deadly sin. But, this is a sin I don't enjoy commiting. :)
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@bradando @ritchierocks I recognized that melon before I saw your follow up tweet. :) D'Ja tip it? D'Ja tip it? D'Ja tip it?
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Woke up with my back very hurt-y. Crankier and fussier than a teething toddler.
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@JSpaghetti Me too. :)
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Huh. How about that. I was just reminded it's been a year and a day I've been at this job. (The parade will be outside in 1/2 hr.)
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@memebee Heh...Well...It was put to me as such: "It's been a year! I guess your stuck for life too!" Yay, me. :)
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Doing my best impression of a grumpy old man. Hobbling around awkwardly. Grumbling. Complaining. Shaking fist at *damn* kids on lawn.
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@memebee Back ouchie = walking weird and crabby. Harassing damn kids is more for my amusement. ;)
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@RainyDaySun I think you may be on to something there! Know where I can find one? :)
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Looking to get my birthday shopping done early? I could use a 4ft tall Hamster water bottle for my desk. Oh, and a salt lick.
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7 hrs, 2 J Dilla and 1 Common album later: I've un-borked my monitoring solution after I screwed it up.*sigh* Thankful, there's hockey! :)
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Beer vendors striking at gm place?!? WTF?
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So...very...tired. I could sure use a French Roast I.V. drip. Maybe with a little cream and sugar. Oh! And biscotti.
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@bradando pics?
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Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
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Poor sleep and a rude awaking this AM makes for one very tired, very fuzzy Matty.
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RT @TheOnion: [video] Paleontologists Discover Skeleton Of Natures First Sexual Predator http://bit.ly/EJOCm // I have tears from laughing.
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RT @alecmuffett: *Better* Extreme Sheep Video: http://tinyurl.com/9w4o9c // Awesomeness! but, is this real?
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Just spent 15 mins 'discussing' when the Simpsons "jumped the shark". My opinion is the episode just before Homer jumps a shark. :)
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Hmmm...I may need a new plan. Yelling "GO FASTER!" at these computers isn't working.
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Wise words: "Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions." - Abe Simpson
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@memebee Thanks for the recommendation! I'll try to be less quiet. :) #followfriday
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"In L.A., I'm an alcoholic. In Canada, I like to drink. In England, I'm like everyone else. In Ireland, I'm a pussy."-Mike Wilmot
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@Dankiswess "sudo apt-get remove --purge work-week" ;)
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RT @johncmayer: LOAD "*",8,1RUN // Win! "You can write with it. Print with it. Telecommunicate with it. My Commodore 64!"
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HR Rep:"I don't know. I think Matt's a pretty well rounded kinda guy." Me to other HR rep:"Hey, did she just call me fat?"
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Thunder and Lightening! Sweet! Boy, it's wet out there....I think I just saw a salmon swim by the window.
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@identitykrysis Not your imagination. That was thunder! I'm not sure if the salmon was real, however...
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OMGWTFBBQ?!? It's glorious outside! I look like this as I'm typing. http://tinyurl.com/2p3u2c
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Come on Urbanspoon, Matty's hungry! Pick me a winner! Orange Julius?!!? I said "winner" not "wiener"!
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In the midst of a lazy Caturday junk food binge. Hooray for lazy Caturdays!
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Hmmm...what's the best thing to follow a nap of epic proportions? It's steak, right? I hope the answer's steak.
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@trevoro bacon wrapped steak? You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
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Good morning, you glorious Sunday! Now, just what do you have in store for me?
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@iamdiddy Best hangover cure is a Caeser. http://tinyurl.com/y3syor
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The weather's messing with me! Sunshine through the window. Matty goes outside to play=cloudy. Back inside=sunny. WTF? <Shakes fist at sky>
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Found a cell phone and tried to get it back to the owner. Ended up with a horrifying, stomach turning story instead of a warm fuzzy. :(
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Watched "What just happened?" and, maaaaan, that was aptly named. Apt, I say!
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Something seems amiss. Let me check my pants....Yep, just as I suspected. I'm wearing my "cranky pants". Damn Mondays.
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@memebee Oh, any time is a great time to take one's pants off. I'm, unfortunately, respecting my co-worker's requests for me to keep 'em on.
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Feel gross. Not sure if it's a cold coming on or from a serious lack of sleep. (Pls b sleep. Pls b sleep. Pls b sleep.)
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Feeling lil better after napping and exercise. One *FIERCE* craving for a cheeseburger! icanhazcheezburger? NAO?!
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Operation "icanhazcheezburger? NAO?!" Was a rousing success. You can sleep easy, tonight.
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Got prob tix saying "I can't work! Everyone else is hogging the system!" When did I go from troublemaker to hall monitor? Damn hooligans.
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RT @hosea24hours: UFC and MMA events possibly to finally come to Vancouver?: http://bit.ly/16F6di
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Back from the bank with a fist full of pesos. T minus 3 days. Antsy-er than a Kindergarten-er that has to pee. Work? Focus? Pffffft...hah!
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@memebee Oh, I intend to! Mostly on margaritas, coronas, dos equis, or any cerveza as long as it's on the beach. ;)
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@Miss604 Well, there's a System Administrator Appreciation Day :) -- http://www.sysadminday.com/
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RT @TheOnion: #followfriday @theonion // Damn you Onion and your cleverness! :p
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Stopping my procrastination and starting to pack. No really, I'm packing. I'm not here updating. It's your imagination. Really.
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Why do you have YOUR gun stockpile? Zombie invasion, robot apocalypse, or Quebec separating?
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Did you know that "Kermit" the Frog goes by "René" in Mexico? Who's he hiding from? Witness protection program? Cops? Miss Piggy?
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Sometimes, when I hear horses, and can even SEE the horses, I still shut my eyes and think *zebras*. :)
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Feeling off and the peanut M&Ms didn't work! This is concerning! If Easter dinner doesn't fix it, it's doctor time! Oh noes!!
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Sitting in a waiting room trying to figure out how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, assuming, of course, a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Got last.fm? Have me friended there? Why not? :) http://www.last.fm/user/matt604
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@identitykrysis I heard that, but I'm lazy. :) I have blip, but haven't played with it and Rhythmbox. Does blip keep track of music played?
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@bradando Low compatibility is a GOOD thing! You know music I haven't listened to and vice versa. And, really, can you think less of me? :)
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@bradando Hmm...Darn. I guess this is where we part ways as friend-Hey! Wait a minute. You can't get rid of me that easily. Nice try. :p
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I hate writing this stuff. "What are your key strengths & Value to the business?" I'm thinking "Haven't burnt down building." Thoughts?
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I can't be certain but I suspect I'm getting more lunch on my desk than in me. I should stop typing and use me hands to eat.
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Good morning, angels.
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As per the doctor, I'm trying to embrace my 'inner monkey'.
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Today I said "You're going to get a lot of complaining about not being able to complain". I MUST start thinking before speaking.
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Did you take my front licence plate? I had a wonderful conversation with the RCMP about where it might be. And, um, I *may* have blamed you.
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@johnbiehler Your iPhone didn't happen to be IN your pants pocket on your desk, did it? Could be why you felt nekkid.
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These muscle relaxers aren't working. :( Well, at least they aren't making me drowsy fdeafjscm; iljjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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@johnbiehler Wait...Wat? It's *not* Thursday? Dammit. I guess I should put my pants back on then.
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Still digesting the Oracle purchase of Sun. What will the future bring?
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Had enough malaise/fatigue. Funny thing about fatigue: The downside is you lay on the couch and get nothing done. The upside: Same thing. :)
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With the warm sunshine, ever-so-slight breeze and Spring in full swing, a little lunchtime walk was much, MUCH win! /me pines at window
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Ack! My eyes! Blink, Matt. Blink! #Canucks
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Talking about tonight's Mastodon show I didn't want to use 'stoked', AGAIN. Thesaurus.com came back with 'atingle'. Winner! 8D
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I miss taking the bus. Dude sitting across from me has a brand new MS keyboard in futurshop bag, digital cam, and bare feet. Wait...wat??
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Must.stop.tenderizing.me. You'd think I'd know large immovable objects would hurt if I walk into them, but noooo. "O HAI WALL! U MOVE NAO!"
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Lessons learnt in the last few months: Riding a bike in a small space (like my apt.) is tougher than it seems. Patching drywall is boring.
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I wondering if I can reach the office's wifi from that picnic table? No, the one over there in the sun. Yeah, that one. Hmm....
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Interwebz | grep -vi "swine flu" | me (translated geek to English: I'm sick of hearing about swine flu) #FUD #nerdalert
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Spilt coffee on my shirt. It has a print of ninjas drinking coffee on it.
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Grabbing lunch, I noticed a guy pulling a bbq propane tank on a dolly. He wore a shower cap. He was bald. I wish I asked what his job was.
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!Herbie Hancock - Rockit ♫ http://blip.fm/~58ffr
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I've been promised a low orbit laser weapon for my birthday. I hope he delivers. It would cut 5 years from my world domination timetable.
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Got caught by the google maps car walking near work. Buddy even stopped. :) http://twitpic.com/4cysr
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Practicing my "louuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" :)
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listening to "What U Sittin' On? (feat. Jemini, Cee Lo And Tha Alkaholiks) - DJ Danger Mouse" ♫ http://blip.fm/~9ldov
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Now, who burned my roof?!? :) ♫ http://blip.fm/~9lee7
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I still can't fly, lift a car or run faster than a train. I'm starting to think my birthday wish isn't coming true...
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Kicking myself for not stopping and doing the little chalk hopscotch on the sidewalk.
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Maaaannnn...I should go "*DING!*" and pop up all golden brown cuz, I am toasted!
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It surprises me that after 3 decades, I'll think "XYZ" but say "ABC". I think my brain thinks I like surprises. Stupid brain.
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I think a squirrel was stalking me up the Grind. My shell is, apparently, made from coconuts. I think that's why...or I'm just nutty. :)
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I'd luv 2 b an Oscar Mayer wiener that is what I'd truly like 2 b! Cuz if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener everyone would b in luv with me!
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I'm craving a root beer float. No idea why. I'm thinking Dad's Old Fashioned Root Beer but, which vanilla ice cream?
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@pypyip I think I'm going the lazy/A&W route, this time. :)
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Ummm, yeah...It's going to be a "whole lotta coffee" kinda day.
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I was going to tell this woman what a great Halloween gypsy costume she had until I thought, "Matty, that might not be a costume."
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Why did my phone's time jump ahead 1 hour? Isn't it supposed to go *back* 1 hour *tomorrow*? Silly technology.
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Back to the room to clean up for din-din. Battling the Scottsdale heat for some of dat der fancy book learnin'.
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"Lest We Forget" #RemembranceDay
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In Flanders Fields by Lt.-Col. John McCrae (1872 - 1918) #RemembranceDay http://ping.fm/Ck94O
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ICBC is writing off my Jeep. The thieves did too much damage. :( On a positive note, I'm getting recovered property back to my neighbours.
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@ritchierocks Thieves broke in and ransacked the storage areas. They used my truck to haul everything away.
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@crazybat Thanks, man.
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@ritchierocks It was smart. I'm keeping notes for my future life of crime.
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@ritchierocks How 'bout next week? I'll send you a meeting invite.
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@ritchierocks Doh! Pulled the trigger too quick. ;)
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Listening to the Lions game on _AM_ radio. Nostalgia++. :)
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So far, project "Super-Mega-Really Lazy Sunday" is hitting all targets. Reviewing the Gantt chart, I may need to assign more resources.
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So tired! It's been a looong day, but I think I'm caught up on all the important stuff. Like my unread lolcats! :D
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Matty *SMASH!* Been playing the Hulk too much...uh, on the XBOX, not IRL...I don't roar and pretend to smash things with my fists...often :D
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@pypyip Creeepy! No caller ID?
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@pypyip LOL! That's just wrong.
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A woman at my Skytrain stop hands out newspapers saying "Morning! Metro?" It sounds more like "Morning, Mat-chew!" I pretend she's a fan. :)
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Feels like a two breakfast Monday. I better go to IHOP.
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Leaving Junk-Food Junction on my way to Logy Land. Thinking of stopping in Snooze-ville. Choo! Choo!
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People are using coffee as Matt-bait. I smell the fresh pot and rabbit over. Before my cup is full...WHAM-O! Hallway meeting. (Dammit!)
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WOOOOO! *overhead clap* PRIESTESS!! YEAAAAAAAH! WOOOOO! *cough* I hate yelling in your ear, but I need to practice. PRIESTESS!! WOOOOOO!
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@pypyip Was the car with the wreath a hearse?
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Playing with the puppies & kittens at the pet store was a bad idea. I'm now having trouble focusing on work. I'm worried I have Puppy-Flu.
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It appears the ringing my ears doesn't last as long after rocks shows. Nice! Practice makes perfect!
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@allthingspearly Really? It's snowing in Vancouver? Nothing in Richmond, so far...
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@allthingspearly I suspect it'll be back. :) Prolly just hasn't got here yet...
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(A awful cold + cold meds) + a broken wrist + snowing outside = the mother of all Star Wars marathons! :D
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Sitting in a VGH reception area. Waiting to have x-rays shot through me. Whee!
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I think I require adult supervision at all times.
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If a co-worker started a "swear jar" today, I'd be broke by Friday.
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I need more coffee for slogging thru 4 mos of time entry and 6 mos of expenses. Ack! Tis the season for year-end! :)
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Flipping the switch to vacation mode for 11 glorious days! Mine! All mine! Muah ha ha!
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Holy smokes! It's scotch o'clock already! Nice!
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Swim trunks? Check! Sun screen? Check! Passport? Check! Well, I'm packed. :)