2009
An Archive of @matt604's Twitter.
Reflecting on 2008. What a crazy/full-on year! Some of my best and worst times and I wouldn't trade any of them. Keep 'em coming 2009! :)

My only New Years resolution: Use *BOTH* feet to mash the throttle. -- Happy New Year!

This AM I realized just how exhausted & scatterbrained I've been when I took my car stereo faceplate out of the fridge. Doh...

Have Kavinsky albums on repeat. His sound is kinda videogame/80's-ish. This could explain the world looking 8-bit. http://ping.fm/ZlOvl

Ever do something so stupid it makes you wonder how you've survived this long? This only seems to happen on the days I work late. Curious...

Ack! Enough of this work stuff. Blood sugar dropped off the chart. Need to eat. Time to go home, me thinks.

@iamando /me shivers

@iamando shivering Brad sandwich with jiggling M.T. bread? My poor minds eye. @ritchierocks Not me! /me points at B

Thinking, "I bet I could book a meeting room and sleep on the table for an hour." is not the best way to start the day. :)

Merry (Ukrainian) Christmas! - З Різдвом Христовим!

Sitting in the dentist's office. No win. Peroghy and ukie food later. Ridiculously awesomeness win!

Buddy: This is a two way street. Me: Uh-huh. Him: So, those are headlights. Me: Oh. Him: Did you just use your blinker? Me: Safety first!

T.G.I.F'n.F! I'm not sure I like this whole 5 day work week stuff...

I wish I had 70k for a dinosaur skull. :(
http://ping.fm/8QvCT

@ritchierocks *cough* Dell Inspiron Mini 9 *cough*

@ritchierocks ORLY? Maybe I should bring mine to show you. You know, to return the favour on the TV. :)

RT @georgiastraight: What we've *all* been waiting for: Canada's Next Top Model casting call in Burnaby http://ping.fm/TEYeH

Time to pack it in. Enough staring into the Interwebs. Time to yell at referees and cheer for the home team. Yay!

Why did I wait so long to see the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie? Why?

Ugh...Slept maybe 5 hrs. Reading #twitter, this seems to be a recurring theme today. This makes me feel a little better. :)

Great coffee, Mr or Ms Co-Worker. It's so strong it literally hurts to drink it. Perfect! :)

Dear Headache: Please stop switching between bumper cars into my temples and ice picks in my eyes. Pick one, okay?

RT @hdmoore: hilarious disk latency issue: http://tinyurl.com/9g4ojo - (I have to go scream at mine. BRB. m!)

Hmm...A little bit concerned. Never had a headache that lasted a whole day.

Oh, boo! I was happily typing in how stoked I was the sun was out only to look up from my monitor and see...Grey?!?

Please allow me to adjust my pants/So that I may dance the good time dance/And put the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance

Sore, achy, jello-y, counting my new bruises and grinning from ear to ear. ;)

Lazy Sunday mornings FTW!

Beautiful sunshine in Vancouver. Drive back to richmond -> pea soup fog. Boo sea level! Fail!

Oh, you Canuck-leheads...You're killing me.

Ooh...Pestilence...Good word.

Happiness! I forgot how much I enjoy an Americano from Bean Around the World.

Seriously? Did I just wake up? Really? SWEET!

Hmm...The Americans seem pretty excited about something. Not sure but I think they found Osama?

Doing my best imitation of a good little corporate slave by happily hacking away. I'm getting concerned/nervous looks.

It seems my plans to hurt myself have been trumped by an injury. There is something wrong with this statement, isn't there?

Hip hip Hooray! It's Friday! T.G.I.F!

I am one hyper-caffeinated "half shark alligator half man".

"Now my helmets on, you cant tell me I'm not in space."

Attending to the mundane today. The mountain of laundry had fresh snow and a chairlift half constructed.

Hooray! The fire alarm's going off and...what's that? The fire department's here! Maybe I should see if there's a fire. Or turn up the TV.

Gung Hay Fat Choy! / Happy New Year!

How, gentle co-worker, can you get that "lunch" close enough to your face to put it in your mouth? It smells like hot Grim Reaper shoe.

@iamando I'm able to access my delicious stuff...?

Bad start to Thursday / Construction noise too early! / I need much more sleep #haikuthursday

I wonder what kind of shoes the Grim Reaper wears?

@JSpaghetti I wonder if he changes them depending on where he's working? Cold toes here on a day like today...

"Reading the Onion, Barbecue feet, I like a crunchy bunion." "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! THEY EATIN' PEOPLE!"

Nothing but good things to say about Travel Guard Insurance. Vegas hospital bills paid in full and nothing out of pocket. Happy Matty!

Me: Tappity-tap-tap-tap Computer: HELL NO! Me: *sigh* Tappity-tap-tap-tap Computer: I said no! Me: Fine! I'll talk to the XBOX then.

ReTweet: WOW!!! That was brilliant, powerful & truly inspirational! Dr. Jill Bolte Taylor FTW - http://bit.ly/oGH1

Very stoked on tonight's UFC PPV. Can't wait for the GSP fight! Oh, and BJ Penn, too, I guess. :)

Come on, people. Quit breaking stuff! It's Monday morning and I'm trying to get through my coffee and lolcats.

There's a hint of a sigh each time this narrator says "h-t-t-p colon forward slash forward slash w-w-w dot" Poor guy. There's tonnes! XD

Doing tasks I've been procrastinating on so that I don't feel as guilty ignoring this documentation that doesn't seem to write itself.

In the office early and making good headway on my plan to overthrow a small Pacific Islands nation's government.

I'd orbit that celestial body until supernova. #nerdpickuplines

Ack! So much planning! I'm just trying to destabilize a small country's economy and over throw the government, not launch a space shuttle!

O noes! Inside voice escaping! "Steak and beer. Steak and beer. Steak and beer. Steak and beer. "

I wonder if I'll see Khabibulin play tonight. I guess, I have the same question for the Canucks. XD

Getitng tonnse doen, but ciuld get moar doen if I coyld type todau. My poior bakcspace key.

Holy smokes! It's cold outside! Stupid ground-hog and his stupid more Winter.

Okay! Here's the snow everyone's been promising all morning. I was starting to feel a little left out.

I think I've eaten too many baby carrots. Either they're making me hallucinate or so vastly improved my vision I can see through walls.

I should check myself for bites. I think I have the Rage Virus. Why else would I feel so much like a zombie?

Trying very very hard NOT to bite my tongue. Or cheek. Or lip. Oh, and working on not drooling too.

RT @ksignal9: two satellites collided. All that debris in geosynchronous orbit may cause damage to other equipment: http://is.gd/jdcW - Eep!

RT @al3x: http://isurvivedthedontclicktrick.com/ #dontclick

@iamando Okay, I have to ask. Why were you eating astronaut food?

Read more about #dontclick, courtesy of @shiflett: http://moourl.com/dontclick

@iamando No argument here. I've done things based on that logic. Hope you're feeling better.

Morning Interwebs. Happy Friday the 13th!

RT @dacort: "I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed."--Michael Jordan

Compiling password cracking software on the F15k. Wonder how many of the 90 CPUs I can steal... hehe... What? WHAT?

Only 4 minutes and 37 seconds till the unix epoch time reaches 1234567890 http://coolepochcountdown.com

It's been a good week! My megalomaniacal laugh is coming along nicely!

Where the hell did my weekend go? Who has it? I want it back. Total amnesty. No questions asked. No retribution.

@retrocactus I'm sorry...Did you say "ride my shark home"?

Hey Tuesday, you mind switching with Thursday? I'm cool with missing Wednesday this week.

OMG! How could I forget about Mango California rolls?! nom nom nom

I'm very disappointed with you, Right Knee. You're going on punishment for TWO weeks! No television or video games. Shape up!

Thursday! What the hell?!? I thought you were going to trade with Tuesday? It's Wednesday! Liar!

RT @fforward: retro mp3 player runs on finger power | http://tinyurl.com/asnuf2

I am not Rick Deckard. I can not retire replicants. I am not Rick Deckard. I can not retire replicants. I am not Rick Deckard. I can not...

Checked http://ping.fm/YlCge (This is why you're fat) before lunch. Got to "Bacon Cheese Pizza Burger" before deciding on salad.

It seems Ubiquity can update my twitter status. Oops! Technical difficulties! please standby! :)

Kool Keith tonight, hell yeah! I just hope my head don't asplode!

How come I don't have a cyborg doing my chores and robbing banks for me? The year 2000 was almost a decade ago! TV lied to child me.

How did I go to sleep fine and wake up with a pulled muscle in my neck? Full contact dreaming? Xtreme R.E.M.?

Measure twice, cut once.

Me: You aren't treating them with enough condescension and disdain. Co-worker: I know. I know.

ORLY? Moar snowing? RLY?! Really?!?

Huh...still snowing, eh? Looks like it's starting to stick here...I guess I should go play in it. Make some snow devils or something. ;)

@crazybat Oh, ummm....yeah...That might have been me. I meant the mountains, tho. Sorry about that. :)

Trying to figure out how the Mount Pleasant community got it's name...Something seems fishy there. #Vancouver

I think a security card reader at work has a vendetta against me. It's waging a private war and attacks when I least expect it.

Upshot of working late is starting late. More importantly sleeping in on a Friday! Downside is, well, working late. :)

RT @TheOnion: [audio] Muppeteer's Right Hand In Critical Condition Following Elmo Assassination Attempt http://bit.ly/U5Fp

So so full of schadenfreude right now. Tee hee. (NO! it doesn't mean that.)

Hip hip hooray! It's Caturday!

My phone spell-checked 'hoodie' to 'goodie'. Could have been embarrassing as the txt was "...grabbed your hoodie...". :)

Hello, couch. I have a reservation. Snoozing section if you have that available.

This awesome Americano is making time sheets much more bearable. Now what happened 2 months ago?

RT @mashable: Jon Stewart Shakes His Fist at Twitter (please RT!) http://tinyurl.com/adokyu

I like the 'like' button on #Facebook. I'd like a 'like' for other's 'likes', so I can 'like' that they 'like'.

It's 3/3/9 today. Happy Square Root Day! :)

@JSpaghetti You're welcome! Congrats on the divorce and Happy Birthday to mom! So, could that be cool squared? ;)

@kimberleymcleod Hi! Not a spammer. :) Saw you on http://www.retweetability.com/ and was curious.

Feel terrible. Working @ home. Co-worker told me to drink b/c I'm prolly rejecting the healthy eating and regular exercise. Smart ass.

@ksignal9 I've heard of "hostile environment" theory, so there must be some merit to it. Alcohol's used to kill germs in hospitals, right?

I'm not certain, but I suspect Doritos have curative properties. This must be why I'm craving them. I'm going to 7-11.

I'm sure you're in suspense. I went with Cool Ranch. :) Nom nom nom.

Can't decide who's tweets are more inspiring and insightful. @TheMime or @r2d2?

@bradando Holy egomaniac, batman! Okay...Okay, I was saying it to spite you. :p

Do we have a bar in the Lower Mainland that has the serving staff dress like ninjas?!

@tyamdm Damn. I thought asking for REAL ninjas would just be silly...

@JSpaghetti A Pirate and a penguin is brilliant. Beats the restaurant in Japan with the monkey waiters, for sure.

Feels like it's going to be a many, many coffee morning. (Many!)

Maaaaan, I love bananas. Now, isn't your life that much richer for knowing this? :D

@tyamdm Yes! Beer o'clock is too far away. That, and I can't find ninjas to bring me beer.

@tyamdm Management objected to me drinking at my desk and I'm about 1/2 through my day. Can one really have too many ninjas?

Dear Dana White: Please stop scheduling UFC fight nights during Canucks games. KTHXBAI!

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."

@bradando I'm not sure why, but I lol'd reading "choo choo".

Cooking dinner and watching video of kittens yawning on youtube. Why? I'm not quite sure...

@bradando Oh, for sure! I take my laughing out loud VERY seriously.

@bradando Dammit, stop that! I'm trying to be miserly with my LoLs and you aren't making it easy, here...

@bradando See, I'm going to let my guard down and whammo! I'm lol-ing again... Nice try.

@JSpaghetti I believe typing LOL without laughing out loud to be the 8th deadly sin. But, this is a sin I don't enjoy commiting. :)

@bradando @ritchierocks I recognized that melon before I saw your follow up tweet. :) D'Ja tip it? D'Ja tip it? D'Ja tip it?

Woke up with my back very hurt-y. Crankier and fussier than a teething toddler.

@JSpaghetti Me too. :)

Huh. How about that. I was just reminded it's been a year and a day I've been at this job. (The parade will be outside in 1/2 hr.)

@memebee Heh...Well...It was put to me as such: "It's been a year! I guess your stuck for life too!" Yay, me. :)

Doing my best impression of a grumpy old man. Hobbling around awkwardly. Grumbling. Complaining. Shaking fist at *damn* kids on lawn.

@memebee Back ouchie = walking weird and crabby. Harassing damn kids is more for my amusement. ;)

@RainyDaySun I think you may be on to something there! Know where I can find one? :)

Looking to get my birthday shopping done early? I could use a 4ft tall Hamster water bottle for my desk. Oh, and a salt lick.

7 hrs, 2 J Dilla and 1 Common album later: I've un-borked my monitoring solution after I screwed it up.*sigh* Thankful, there's hockey! :)

Beer vendors striking at gm place?!? WTF?

So...very...tired. I could sure use a French Roast I.V. drip. Maybe with a little cream and sugar. Oh! And biscotti.

@bradando pics?

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

Poor sleep and a rude awaking this AM makes for one very tired, very fuzzy Matty.

RT @TheOnion: [video] Paleontologists Discover Skeleton Of Natures First Sexual Predator http://bit.ly/EJOCm // I have tears from laughing.

RT @alecmuffett: *Better* Extreme Sheep Video: http://tinyurl.com/9w4o9c // Awesomeness! but, is this real?

Just spent 15 mins 'discussing' when the Simpsons "jumped the shark". My opinion is the episode just before Homer jumps a shark. :)

Hmmm...I may need a new plan. Yelling "GO FASTER!" at these computers isn't working.

Wise words: "Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions." - Abe Simpson

@memebee Thanks for the recommendation! I'll try to be less quiet. :) #followfriday

"In L.A., I'm an alcoholic. In Canada, I like to drink. In England, I'm like everyone else. In Ireland, I'm a pussy."-Mike Wilmot

@Dankiswess "sudo apt-get remove --purge work-week" ;)

RT @johncmayer: LOAD "*",8,1RUN // Win! "You can write with it. Print with it. Telecommunicate with it. My Commodore 64!"

HR Rep:"I don't know. I think Matt's a pretty well rounded kinda guy." Me to other HR rep:"Hey, did she just call me fat?"

Thunder and Lightening! Sweet! Boy, it's wet out there....I think I just saw a salmon swim by the window.

@identitykrysis Not your imagination. That was thunder! I'm not sure if the salmon was real, however...

OMGWTFBBQ?!? It's glorious outside! I look like this as I'm typing. http://tinyurl.com/2p3u2c

Come on Urbanspoon, Matty's hungry! Pick me a winner! Orange Julius?!!? I said "winner" not "wiener"!

In the midst of a lazy Caturday junk food binge. Hooray for lazy Caturdays!

Hmmm...what's the best thing to follow a nap of epic proportions? It's steak, right? I hope the answer's steak.

@trevoro bacon wrapped steak? You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

Good morning, you glorious Sunday! Now, just what do you have in store for me?

@iamdiddy Best hangover cure is a Caeser. http://tinyurl.com/y3syor

The weather's messing with me! Sunshine through the window. Matty goes outside to play=cloudy. Back inside=sunny. WTF? <Shakes fist at sky>

Found a cell phone and tried to get it back to the owner. Ended up with a horrifying, stomach turning story instead of a warm fuzzy. :(

Watched "What just happened?" and, maaaaan, that was aptly named. Apt, I say!

Something seems amiss. Let me check my pants....Yep, just as I suspected. I'm wearing my "cranky pants". Damn Mondays.

@memebee Oh, any time is a great time to take one's pants off. I'm, unfortunately, respecting my co-worker's requests for me to keep 'em on.

Feel gross. Not sure if it's a cold coming on or from a serious lack of sleep. (Pls b sleep. Pls b sleep. Pls b sleep.)

Feeling lil better after napping and exercise. One *FIERCE* craving for a cheeseburger! icanhazcheezburger? NAO?!

Operation "icanhazcheezburger? NAO?!" Was a rousing success. You can sleep easy, tonight.

Got prob tix saying "I can't work! Everyone else is hogging the system!" When did I go from troublemaker to hall monitor? Damn hooligans.

RT @hosea24hours: UFC and MMA events possibly to finally come to Vancouver?: http://bit.ly/16F6di

Back from the bank with a fist full of pesos. T minus 3 days. Antsy-er than a Kindergarten-er that has to pee. Work? Focus? Pffffft...hah!

@memebee Oh, I intend to! Mostly on margaritas, coronas, dos equis, or any cerveza as long as it's on the beach. ;)

@Miss604 Well, there's a System Administrator Appreciation Day :) -- http://www.sysadminday.com/

RT @TheOnion: #followfriday @theonion // Damn you Onion and your cleverness! :p

Stopping my procrastination and starting to pack. No really, I'm packing. I'm not here updating. It's your imagination. Really.

Why do you have YOUR gun stockpile? Zombie invasion, robot apocalypse, or Quebec separating?

Did you know that "Kermit" the Frog goes by "René" in Mexico? Who's he hiding from? Witness protection program? Cops? Miss Piggy?

Sometimes, when I hear horses, and can even SEE the horses, I still shut my eyes and think *zebras*. :)

Feeling off and the peanut M&Ms didn't work! This is concerning! If Easter dinner doesn't fix it, it's doctor time! Oh noes!!

Sitting in a waiting room trying to figure out how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, assuming, of course, a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Got last.fm? Have me friended there? Why not? :) http://www.last.fm/user/matt604

@identitykrysis I heard that, but I'm lazy. :) I have blip, but haven't played with it and Rhythmbox. Does blip keep track of music played?

@bradando Low compatibility is a GOOD thing! You know music I haven't listened to and vice versa. And, really, can you think less of me? :)

@bradando Hmm...Darn. I guess this is where we part ways as friend-Hey! Wait a minute. You can't get rid of me that easily. Nice try. :p

I hate writing this stuff. "What are your key strengths & Value to the business?" I'm thinking "Haven't burnt down building." Thoughts?

I can't be certain but I suspect I'm getting more lunch on my desk than in me. I should stop typing and use me hands to eat.

Good morning, angels.

As per the doctor, I'm trying to embrace my 'inner monkey'.

Today I said "You're going to get a lot of complaining about not being able to complain". I MUST start thinking before speaking.

Did you take my front licence plate? I had a wonderful conversation with the RCMP about where it might be. And, um, I *may* have blamed you.

@johnbiehler Your iPhone didn't happen to be IN your pants pocket on your desk, did it? Could be why you felt nekkid.

These muscle relaxers aren't working. :( Well, at least they aren't making me drowsy fdeafjscm; iljjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

@johnbiehler Wait...Wat? It's *not* Thursday? Dammit. I guess I should put my pants back on then.

Still digesting the Oracle purchase of Sun. What will the future bring?

Had enough malaise/fatigue. Funny thing about fatigue: The downside is you lay on the couch and get nothing done. The upside: Same thing. :)

With the warm sunshine, ever-so-slight breeze and Spring in full swing, a little lunchtime walk was much, MUCH win! /me pines at window

Ack! My eyes! Blink, Matt. Blink! #Canucks

Talking about tonight's Mastodon show I didn't want to use 'stoked', AGAIN. Thesaurus.com came back with 'atingle'. Winner! 8D

I miss taking the bus. Dude sitting across from me has a brand new MS keyboard in futurshop bag, digital cam, and bare feet. Wait...wat??

Must.stop.tenderizing.me. You'd think I'd know large immovable objects would hurt if I walk into them, but noooo. "O HAI WALL! U MOVE NAO!"

Lessons learnt in the last few months: Riding a bike in a small space (like my apt.) is tougher than it seems. Patching drywall is boring.

I wondering if I can reach the office's wifi from that picnic table? No, the one over there in the sun. Yeah, that one. Hmm....

Interwebz | grep -vi "swine flu" | me (translated geek to English: I'm sick of hearing about swine flu) #FUD #nerdalert

Spilt coffee on my shirt. It has a print of ninjas drinking coffee on it.

Grabbing lunch, I noticed a guy pulling a bbq propane tank on a dolly. He wore a shower cap. He was bald. I wish I asked what his job was.

!Herbie Hancock - Rockit ♫ http://blip.fm/~58ffr

I've been promised a low orbit laser weapon for my birthday. I hope he delivers. It would cut 5 years from my world domination timetable.

Got caught by the google maps car walking near work. Buddy even stopped. :) http://twitpic.com/4cysr

Practicing my "louuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" :)

listening to "What U Sittin' On? (feat. Jemini, Cee Lo And Tha Alkaholiks) - DJ Danger Mouse" ♫ http://blip.fm/~9ldov

Now, who burned my roof?!? :) ♫ http://blip.fm/~9lee7

I still can't fly, lift a car or run faster than a train. I'm starting to think my birthday wish isn't coming true...

Kicking myself for not stopping and doing the little chalk hopscotch on the sidewalk.

Maaaannnn...I should go "*DING!*" and pop up all golden brown cuz, I am toasted!

It surprises me that after 3 decades, I'll think "XYZ" but say "ABC". I think my brain thinks I like surprises. Stupid brain.

I think a squirrel was stalking me up the Grind. My shell is, apparently, made from coconuts. I think that's why...or I'm just nutty. :)

I'd luv 2 b an Oscar Mayer wiener that is what I'd truly like 2 b!
Cuz if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener everyone would b in luv with me!

I'm craving a root beer float. No idea why. I'm thinking Dad's Old Fashioned Root Beer but, which vanilla ice cream?

@pypyip I think I'm going the lazy/A&W route, this time. :)

Ummm, yeah...It's going to be a "whole lotta coffee" kinda day.

I was going to tell this woman what a great Halloween gypsy costume she had until I thought, "Matty, that might not be a costume."

Why did my phone's time jump ahead 1 hour? Isn't it supposed to go *back* 1 hour *tomorrow*? Silly technology.

Back to the room to clean up for din-din. Battling the Scottsdale heat for some of dat der fancy book learnin'.

"Lest We Forget" #RemembranceDay

In Flanders Fields by Lt.-Col. John McCrae (1872 - 1918) #RemembranceDay http://ping.fm/Ck94O

ICBC is writing off my Jeep. The thieves did too much damage. :( On a positive note, I'm getting recovered property back to my neighbours.

@ritchierocks Thieves broke in and ransacked the storage areas. They used my truck to haul everything away.

@crazybat Thanks, man.

@ritchierocks It was smart. I'm keeping notes for my future life of crime.

@ritchierocks How 'bout next week? I'll send you a meeting invite.

@ritchierocks Doh! Pulled the trigger too quick. ;)

Listening to the Lions game on _AM_ radio. Nostalgia++. :)

So far, project "Super-Mega-Really Lazy Sunday" is hitting all targets. Reviewing the Gantt chart, I may need to assign more resources.

So tired! It's been a looong day, but I think I'm caught up on all the important stuff. Like my unread lolcats! :D

Matty *SMASH!* Been playing the Hulk too much...uh, on the XBOX, not IRL...I don't roar and pretend to smash things with my fists...often :D

@pypyip Creeepy! No caller ID?

@pypyip LOL! That's just wrong.

A woman at my Skytrain stop hands out newspapers saying "Morning! Metro?" It sounds more like "Morning, Mat-chew!" I pretend she's a fan. :)

Feels like a two breakfast Monday. I better go to IHOP.

Leaving Junk-Food Junction on my way to Logy Land. Thinking of stopping in Snooze-ville. Choo! Choo!

People are using coffee as Matt-bait. I smell the fresh pot and rabbit over. Before my cup is full...WHAM-O! Hallway meeting. (Dammit!)

WOOOOO! *overhead clap* PRIESTESS!! YEAAAAAAAH! WOOOOO! *cough* I hate yelling in your ear, but I need to practice. PRIESTESS!! WOOOOOO!

@pypyip Was the car with the wreath a hearse?

Playing with the puppies & kittens at the pet store was a bad idea. I'm now having trouble focusing on work. I'm worried I have Puppy-Flu.

It appears the ringing my ears doesn't last as long after rocks shows. Nice! Practice makes perfect!

@allthingspearly Really? It's snowing in Vancouver? Nothing in Richmond, so far...

@allthingspearly I suspect it'll be back. :) Prolly just hasn't got here yet...

(A awful cold + cold meds) + a broken wrist + snowing outside = the mother of all Star Wars marathons! :D

Sitting in a VGH reception area. Waiting to have x-rays shot through me. Whee!

I think I require adult supervision at all times.

If a co-worker started a "swear jar" today, I'd be broke by Friday.

I need more coffee for slogging thru 4 mos of time entry and 6 mos of expenses. Ack! Tis the season for year-end! :)

Flipping the switch to vacation mode for 11 glorious days! Mine! All mine! Muah ha ha!

Holy smokes! It's scotch o'clock already! Nice!

Swim trunks? Check! Sun screen? Check! Passport? Check! Well, I'm packed. :)