2010
An Archive of @matt604's Twitter.
Sitting on a Mexican patio. Waiting on a flight back to reality. :/

Mas cafe, por favor!

Anybody finished their time traveling machine yet? I'd like to go 11 days into the future, please.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

My afternoon: Power on huge server. Wait 20 min for it to boot. Mutter obscenities at it for failing. Make small change. Power off. Repeat.

4 days, 2 hours, 13 minutes until (hopefully) my cast is cut off. "Kinda" looking forward to it. :)

Just doot doot-a-looin' around town. :D

Hip! Hip! Hooray! My cast comes off today! Yay!

@identitykrysis I broke my wrist back in December. Fell on it snowboarding. One happy camper over here. :)

Half the time it always works.

Heading home after 25 hrs at work. Hi power sparks and burnt tech prompted a change of shorts at hr 23. I'm really REALLY awake. :)

Noticed my 'What shall I cook?' process has a 'Will it be good with Sriracha sauce?' step.

is a bug-bitten sun burn on it's way to the office.

There seems to be more than the normal amount of zombies at the art gallery today...

Province:"If you're in my business, you live in an airport. And so I have people touching my private parts all day long."-Michael Ignatieff