2013
An Archive of @matt604's Twitter.
Spring in Vancouver: Umbrellas on the walk to work. Sunglasses on the walk home.
Vpd motorcycle cops ticketing helmet less bicycle riders near 10 & cambie
Drinking the Google Kool-Aid. Kicking the tires on a Samsung Chromebook. Smells like new car.
Beauty afternoon for a wander in the sun.
A pleasant walk to work this morn. The wind gusted a multitude of cherry blossom petals into the air like snow.
Sitting in the beautiful valley sunshine. Listening to the wind in the tree tops and the brook babbling to my left.
Remember when wearing car hood ornaments was a thing?
If at first you don't succeed, set fire to everything and blame the new guy.
Thinking about a Tumblr of the druggie stuff I see on my Main St. walk to work. Opted not. Taking all those photos made me late for work.
Sitting in the medical lab's waiting room, missing the coffee I haven't had yet. #firstworldproblems
Hug your SysAdmin today! http://t.co/KGhHHt1y1d On second thought, maybe, just bring them a beverage. Perhaps Cake. #sysadminday
Nerding: Listening to ST:NG starship engine noise and computer bleeps on the headphones while I work http://t.co/ormd5JucjK
RT @RepUnderwoodSC: The mysteries of life can be solved with the right combination of cunning and bourbon.
A little schadenfreude every time someone flags down my cab. #badperson
@gerrymcgrath I wouldn't have guessed you worked at a woman's prison. Great show too.
Killing time in the @PassportCan office.
Not bad. About an hour to renew @PassportCan
@kalemeow I am like a mushroom: kept in the dark and fed bullshit all day!
Fuck that asshole who threw a beer a Buzzo. Great show until then. #melvins
@ChemBros - 'Dig your own hole' is a perfect album for a sunny Sunday
RT @philwhln: Thanks to @g_w_k for our first #DevOpsDays Vancouver talk proposal http://t.co/VXrizkIwD5 Comments welcome
Spent a couple hours reading in the sunshine. A nice little break from the world.
Sea taxi to Granville island
Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous? A: A canary with the super-user password. -- From a daily fortune
Trying read through my English course syllabus, however, EVERYTHING else is so unusually interesting.
Wtf moment from yesterday: people baby talking to their little boy named Matt
"@kalemeow: Achievement unlocked: name in credits of a Blizzard game http://t.co/7nzWlIWR2D" -- mostly why I work here :)
@ook awww...need a hug, buddy? @kalemeow
Before I can remove my account info and reset my Nintendo Wii to factory defaults, I have to do a sooper slow system update. :(
Whaa..Enter the serial number to confirm deletion?! My pleasure Wii! Your data entry system is sooo easy and fast. :(
What a gorgeous morning!
OH: "Use _delicatessen_ when something is really good."
YISSS! Love finding the song when I have the hook stuck my head. Was "Who do you love" from LL Cool J ft. Total - Loungin'
@ErnieAtLYD Badass. In the New Jack Swing parlance of the time: What's the 411? Holla at cha boy!
TED talk -> Michael Merzenich: Growing evidence of brain plasticity (Rewiring itself!) http://t.co/sWfIMnKx4b
Beautiful day! hard to believe it's September! #Vancouver
@ErnieAtLYD cool! Yeah I'll be around those days!
#HowtheUniverseWorks is *literally* an amazing TV series
RT @dcedilotte: #linuxcon #kernel #panel http://t.co/YPexHQIgBx
I looked for the ingredients to a dish I was enjoying. Did a double take as the Wikipedia picture was identical to mine.
Up! Up! and awaaayeee in my beautiful, my beautiful b737-800/900
"@ScanBC: #VPD are on scene with a male dressed as Superman fighting with a female dressed as Superwoman infront of Stadium Skytrain Stn"
I ordered a laptop battery from a Canadian company to avoid broker fees. It shipped from a Vancouver suburb. :(
Could be deafness. Could be dementia. Could be he doesn't give a fig to how loud he is passing wind.
Tulip bulb planting and turkey dinner with the family #thanksgiving
Who's most hipster? 1. Guy taking a picture of a giraffe painting on a tree. b. Tree giraffe painter. 3. Me hating on those two.
RT @SimpsonsQOTD: "To alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." http://t.co/8t3vC7loYE
Loving these foggy fall mornings in #Vancouver. Keep an eye out for Pyramid Head.
@Steam_Support @steam_games #hugops
Watching @ook talk at #devopsdays Vancouver
@ook @ultrahax I was. You just couldn't hear me from the balcony. :)
@zymoticb They should be online. It's live streaming now, too.
http://t.co/wJ7CTkjrbE Live Stream from #DevopsDays Vancouver @zymoticb
@zymoticb I suspect so. They did mention the slide decks will be up for certain.
I know I'm tired when I use my work badge on my apartment enter phone
A little irked my squash partner bailed on me yesterday. He was deported, so I guess that's fair. Good luck, Frenchie!
@kalemeow muthafuggin' Jake's on a plane!
Mmmm! Breakfast candy!
@rsmacapinlac I'm on my way!
@frlinux Where you see them?
So...many...leaves...its quite pretty.
My 1/8th of a cow came in. Mmmm..MMM!
Just saw a homeless man refuse a Starbucks hot chocolate from a priest. He already had one. #vancouver
Man, that's a hot line: "Who am I? I'm the substance that'll make your third eye cry" -- Guru from Gang Starr (R.I.P.)
Hah! Took a moment to realize "Vancouver Breast Centre" on my Visa bill was for my wrist X-Ray.
Digging through my old guitar notes and tabs. There are some dusty old dot matrix printouts from the early 90s!
I have to stop seeing if I can still play, like, every song in my old collection.
They said I was crazy. Reckless. I could go to jail! Damn them all! I still made my pulled pork omelette!
I like finishing snips of convo I hear on the street: "The thing is, the first time he made a pie.....he formed a spacetime singularity."
RT @ScanBC: #Vancouver Police are responding to 500 W Broadway for a report of two males with guitars fighting on the sidewalk.
Looking for a borscht recipe, I found one call 'Classic' with Cyrillic lettering and KETCHUP IN THE RECIPE?!
Just saw a homeless guy riding down the hill on the back of his shopping cart making car tire screeching noises. #Vancouver
#Vancouver http://t.co/ho7Vv1izsp
A tip from a #Vancouver cabbie: Flag taxis even if they're hired. They'll probably call in more cabs to you.
@kalemeow in his defence, he did say he was really hungover at the time.
RT @ScanBC: #Vancouver police attending false creek for a male that is paddling a home-built boat made from styrofoam and duct tape
@earlsrestaurant Is there a way to find which #Vancouver locations have the Winter Pudding Ale, short of calling each one?
RT @CBCVancouver: Canada Post to phase out urban home mail delivery http://t.co/CaKUQ9qZNy
Set up a fireplace youtube stream on the Xbox beside my desk. Feels warmer already!
A snowy #Vancouver morning and I'm a kid again. So very pretty outside.
Looking forward to getting healthy and back to work...so I can slap the "patient zero" co-worker in the face. Hard. Like, twice. #sick
@bren_dillon @stiffcat21 Nope. @stiffcat is safe. It's @partying101 who's the jerk.
On snow days, following #Vancouver and reading Vancouverites' excited tweets is a personal favourite.
@frlinux @stiffcat21 @bren_dillon When we're back, I'm calling for @partying101 to "run the gauntlet" (of dick-punching) as atonement
Dear Santa: I've been a good-ish boy this year. Therefore, please bring Google Music to Canadians. Yours truly, Matthew.
Helping Mom with Xmas present's software. OS & Anti-virus/spyware already up to date on her 6 year old laptop. ObamaNotBad.jpg
@frlinux @kalemeow Sweet! Coinceidentally, I was just emailed the same piece, but over here: http://t.co/cebnNk8Fn6
@kalemeow Was it you? :D
Listening to some Art Blakey Quintet - A Night at Birdland. Can't stop looking like I sipped a hoppy beer. ;)