2014
An Archive of @matt604's Twitter.
Oh gawd! I have arts and crafts herpes. The glitter...it's on my pants.
Pastafarian Sworn Into Office Wearing A Colander (PHOTO) http://t.co/j1AmsAN8Md
"The heart wants what the hearts wants." My heart wants a steak and martini(s).
Actually, that maybe my stomach.
Enjoying steak and a Martini while listening to a bottle-collectors rifle through the dumpster in the alley. Not sure how to feel. Drunk?
Holy Christ. What was I thinking. I am an emotional wreck. I've now this evening watched "Gravity" and "Driving Miss Daisy". I need to cry.
Writing a 9-12 line paragraph on "some aspect of your culture or community" is giving me more trouble than it should.
Talking Indian food with a cabbie, I said "This is making me hungry." He insisted I eat some of his lunch. Vancouver rocks.
Irked my Nexus 4 wasn't holding a charge. Turned out Instagram, an app I've yet to use, consumed 50% battery!?!
Attn Marketing: I will consider taking your survey for "...X% off your next purchase!" I won't for "...a chance to WIN...."
@partying101 I would love to claim credit for that work, but I can't Photoshop. Or computer, really.
#MurderMurderMurderKillKillKill haven't had any coffee yet.
@kalemeow That is a very specific and alarmingly high number of eagles!
Some silent hill shit out here. #vancouver
My dads innocuous gray ford focus h/b with a 2 tone air horn is so rad.
So far this year, I'm two for two in dirty needles seen while eating lunch in Victory Square. #Vancouver
RT @Werner: "There are no black holes' Stephen Hawking in @NatureMagazine http://t.co/LyKSayDEjh
Ugh...this sinus infection can just fuck right off. The upshot is, ummm.....ahhhh...ermmm *squints*
@ultrahax #trufax A fellow sufferer. Solidarity.
Maaan...Music today...You what it need? More harpsichord.
@rsmacapinlac Baaah! Cowbell is sooooo early 2000s. Harpsichord is where it's at, man!
RT @expa: “A goal without a plan is just a wish.” ―Antoine de Saint-Exupery. via @crrob
Moar HARPSICHORD! http://t.co/89tCdJwT3U Shit gets REAL at about 6:30 . (Brandenburg Concerto No 5 - Allegro)
RT @BrentButt: It helps to talk about mental health issues. It's ok to reach out. Here's a good place to start: http://t.co/lCFu15DJ3P
#B…
Sat down on the train as it pulled away. That was close! Choo! Choo!
RT @richardbranson: Canadian ports @PortMetroVan & @RupertPort are leading the way in rewarding the world’s cleanest #ships http://t.co/Nvd…
Woohoo! Monster truuuucks!
My eyes! The Visine did nothing...Trying to read a text book with itchy eyes. :/
Orange juice, vitamin c, oil of oregano, kiddie pool of self pity to wallow in. Yep. I'm prepared to be sick.
Man...Illness is the worst. It's really negatively impacting my alcoholism.
@IsChrisPooping always bagel.
I feel a little bad for repeated exclaiming "I can't believe that worked" in earshot of the on-call guy.
@partying101 All right. Utopia is queued up.
Oh, wow! Forecast.io is calling for snow in #Vancouver Thurs-Sat.
From my homework: P. M. Lester Pearson argues for the maple leaf flag in front of rowdy legionnaires. http://t.co/tp8lDlr754 (CBC Archives)
@ook @IsChrisPooping @fwdfwdplsread oh? I shouldn't be here?
Jeez! I just pasted 'find -type f -mtime +90 -exec -rm "{}" \;' into a crontab. Thankfully, I caught it. #linux #talknerdy
I went from techie work to, somehow, listening to Satanic messages in Stairway to Heaven played backwards. Man, I love the Internet!
The lab tech told me I was the first person to say "Good Morning!" to her. Come on, #Vancouver. We're better than that.
@frlinux It was a lab technician at @LifeLabs.
@IsChrisPooping sweet! Double down!
@partying101 @fwdfwdplsread Watching an episode of Banshee, the bad guy said "I don't shit where I sleep." I guess it's common?
@fwdfwdplsread Muuahahaha. Om nom. Delicious. So delicious.
@partying101 party train? Choo choo? Least its after lunch.
@kalemeow that was @partying101, wasn't it?
@partying101 @kalemeow what? Why do you have ants in your mouth?!?
@pmarmalade #patrickispooping when you done?
RT @fwdfwdplsread: @pmarmalade hey dude lmk when youre done #patrickispooping
RT @partying101: Patrick is pooping #patrickispooping
RT @IsChrisPooping: wow such poops much love #patrickispooping http://t.co/y4BL7CUTMo
RT @IsChrisPooping: hey guys, i heard @pmarmalade is pooping too, not sure about his schedule … #patrickispooping
The dream of the 90's is alive in Portland!
Out walking in the snow with no particular place to go.
The keyboard shortcuts are taking some getting used to, but I'm liking OSX. Plus:the turtleneck is really toasty!
I shouldn't watch Cops. It feels exploitative. That being said, a guy on drugs yelling "DON'T RAPE ME!" while being cuffed is hilarious.
Very excited @Android chose MTP for music management because it's totally not a huge bag of dicks. Totally.
RT @ConnorMayer: Burrard skytrain station smells like farts pass it on #yvr
Thought libmtp on my laptop was being a dick. Nope. I had to factory reset my @google @android Nexus 4 to get MTP working. Lame.
Been using @clementine_app music player last couple day. Really liking it. Nice work.
@fwdfwdplsread @partying101 I shouldn't ask but I have to. Stereo rainbows?
I was SO very close to throwing out my @android @googlenexus 4, @ubuntu and vapourware Canadian @Google Music for a Mac, iPhone and iTunes.
RT @climagic: Tip: If you use two v options in GNU tar when compressing that it will list the files with stats info instead of just listing…
Damn. I thought I had another hour. You win again, time change.
Lunch with my Dad at Troll's F&C in horseshoe bay
6 months on, I still feel guilt for yelling "Why don't you die in a fire" at an angry driver. I hope it wasn't in a fire.
RT @JamieDMJ: I've photoshopped what some celebrities would look like based on their worst fan art. http://t.co/cYdczcLrDB
OMFG! I almost used 'eluded' when I meant 'alluded'. I should just end it all now. #FML
@stanmarshdarsh Hah. Every time. Google "effected". Click already purple link. Die a little inside.
Holy moley. That was excellent! #TrueDetective
RT @georgiastraight: Rumpus Room closure prompts calls for preservation of unique businesses http://t.co/Dqow4fRnP4 @RumpusRoomMain http://…
Ughaah... #Shameless, #BlackSails, #Elementary, #Portlandia, #RickandMorty, #Cosmos. Too many good new episodes to watch next. The horrrror.
Yesterday #ITAP of the TED Conference thingy at Canada Place http://t.co/luFRIU0EZi
@ultrahax 2014/03/17. Never forget.
#Vancouver Docker meet up at Hootsuite
Okay. Time to do some school work. But FIRST, procrastination on the Twitters.
Either that was the most delicious banana on Earth or my taste skill increased by, like, 3 points.
@xorbyte It was a spirituality transcendental experience.
RT @TheScienceGuy: With careful astronomy, I wish fellow Northern Hemispherians Happy 1st day of Spring. We don't just make it up-- it's Sc…
@LeeCash @evernote is an excellent list of lists (as Colin put it). I love it for lists. For TODO I use @todoist
Work perk. http://t.co/GpRNmOxkVB
@pmarmalade Betcha can't do 140!
A Frenchman called me "a proper French asshole" last night. #soproud
Sweatpants and tassel loafers. That's a new look.
Have #school work due is an EXCELLENT motivator for cleaning your apartment.
@liamm Wow! Short season. Breath easy, @partying101. Game of Thrones should be back soon.
@partying101 @liamm it's one of the few shows I literally LOL each episode.
RT @ScanBC: UPDATE - 15 y/o male & female transported to hospital after both were stabbed at Main St & Terminal Ave Pic @jmv http://t.co/s…
@partying101 I don't recall asking, but thanks! @liamm Yes! I read your article on the site.
Going for lunch at a French bistro. Pre-ordered off-menu steak tartare. I feel a little like a kid on Christmas Eve. #food #Vancouver
RT @attritionorg: WiFi AP of the Day - http://t.co/xncLV0qZFy
Played some @WildStar beta earlier. Man, the game is great! Can't wait for launch.
@partying101 Definitely.
Ugh. Waiting in line is the WORST! Amirite?
@partying101 Welcome, to the League.
Hail?! Really? #vancouver
Woke up at 2 AM with intense TMJ pain and a tension headache. Fell back asleep. Gone when I awoke. Too weird. #Aliens
Last Fall I started using songbirds as my alarm clock sound...which is great...until Spring.
Oops? E 1st and Main St. #Vancouver http://t.co/RFjNxCusEl
RT @UnixToolTip: Shell script mistakes http://t.co/7NPV0AfUWr
Just hopped off @TransLink 99 Broadway express bus. Still a horrible experience. How cool would a train be there? So trendy too!
RT @neiltyson: USA to Russia: “We’re imposing sanctions on you!! But please still allow us on your Soyuz so we can reach our Space Station"
RT @TheOnion: Landmark Supreme Court Decision Lets Americans Cram Cash Directly Into Politicians' Mouths http://t.co/VEeWqXiq4H http://t.co…
Going to rename my WiFi to "apt_105_I_hear_u_pooping". Don't know who's in 105 but I hope they have WiFi.
Watched @PandorasPromise (http://t.co/gkhxy0jFPc) last night. It's swayed my opinion of Nuclear power.
RT @RegexTip: (?i) makes a regular expression case-insensitive. Example: (?i)abc is the same as [aA][bB][cC].
Amazon is funny: "FREE two day shipping when you pay for Prime!"
RT @Horse_Recruiter: Seeking devop with 2+ years in Heart Bleed
RT @philwhln: xkcd: Heartbleed Explanation http://t.co/acW4dy71t0
No better motivator for cleaning your space than having to do homework.
One of the ingredients on this @pureleaf ice tea is "Natural Flavour". How do you add "Natural Flavour" to something?!?
At #Vancouver Maritime Museum. TIL this is the first boat to cross the NW passage west to east.
An email from the FUTURE! "... fulfilled and shipped on [ Monday, 14 April 2014 02:31 ]" I <3 ordering shit from China.
RT @NASA: As seen on #Cosmos: Extremophiles - like this tardigrade. A NASA expert answered your Q's: http://t.co/lKVwnMsoO0 http://t.co/e…
@pmarmalade =>"One week until #EarthDay and @NASA 's #GlobalSelfie: get ready! #EarthRightNow http://t.co/otHLIstFol http://t.co/oRTzcbfszM"
@vanmaritime Too cool! Thanks!
RT @fwdfwdplsread: OH: "Eat fast. Die young."..."I live my life a quarter brisket at a time"
Why did the Goose cross the road? I have no idea, but here's what it looks like: https://t.co/4Ur07U0Xdi
One man and his burger https://t.co/2jxK2bhPy3 @ook @partying101 @fwdfwdplsread @pmarmalade @kalemeow
@partying101 @ook @IsChrisPooping Confirmed. Crisis averted.
An app to find the closest #Vancouver taxi available for hire. I think I finally told the right cabbie about this!
RT @MarsCuriosity: You guys! @NASAKepler found the 1st Earth-size exoplanet in the habitable zone http://t.co/JyyHwHjjRf http://t.co/d7t08B…
@partying101 Drinking with the old lady, eh?
So, um, yeah. #Vancouver http://t.co/9YjbZSC0qC
Taxi driver singing along to Keisha is my life right now. Could be worse.
Looking forward to the @BunBTrillOG show tonight! #Vancouver
RT @abt_programming: "If you call me a resource, I'm calling you overhead. It's only fair" - @cory_foy
RT @fatguydilemma: the only time i run is when there's candy #fatguyproblems
Blacktop cab 103 is a solid guy. #Vancouver
RT @VanCanucks: John Tortorella and Mike Sullivan have been relieved of their coaching duties. http://t.co/E58Kz3yobk http://t.co/x1tm8FjJ1N
Shorts, sunnies and a rain shell. #vancouver
RT @LeeCash: "Their DemonWare team is fantastic." Aww shucks, thanks, Bungie. http://t.co/BkNim2bF2V
Turned on an old laptop and power-fucked my email with Gmail's "sending limit". *sigh* 24 hours in the dunce corner.
Nothing a rainy Sunday needs more than a little Streptococcus. Balls.
The up-shot is movie day! "King of New York", now "Little Odessa" then "Albino Alligator".
@ErnieAtLYD Naturally. You keep reminding me about my failed Hip-Hop career. I'm sorry I promised you millions to be my hype-man. Let it go.
Sweet baby Jesus! Google Music is in Canada?! Please don't be a fever hallucination.
Brunch in cafe waiting for doctor's appointment. OH business meeting. "L.O.I." said 1000 times in 15 mins. Guy likes that T.L.A.
**Warning #Louie spoiler**: Holy crap. @JerrySeinfeld saying "Dogs...having sex...with Vagina...dirt" was it. Tears.
Searched for my colds symptoms on Twitter. Reading others' shared misery has made me feel a slightly better.
Jesus, @AirCanada. Forcing a captive audience to watch advertisements is pretty shitty move.
@AirCanada I don't mind the ads before the movies but ads on all displays and overhead speakers is uncivilised.
Couldn't Google anywhere close to buy beer in St. John's. B/C it's everywhere. You can buy it at gas stations. #BCliquorlawsarefail
Despite the rain, fog and sleet, I saw wild icebergs on my birthday.
RT @AndyRichter: MESSAGE TO ALL LIQUOR STORE EMPLOYEES:
No, I am not having a party.
Halifax, I am in you.
Learnt an expensive lesson: don't leave you camera battery charger at home!
Moncton, I am in you.
Charlottetown, what's good?
Bonjour, Montréal!
OH: why are French breakfasts so small? Because one egg is une oeuf. (Enough)
Go Habs Go!
Sunburnt. Heat-stroked (sure that's a word). Legs are angry at me. Doesn't matter, I had a rad day on Mont Royal.
@partying101 how about details, man? http://t.co/YhvLsV6mHQ
I've dragged this throat infection through 4 provinces now. Just call me Typhoid-Matty!
@partying101 @kalemeow province of infection is excellent. As a dad joke connoisseur I say this grade A.
I may or may not be at the St. Ambroise brewery drinking beer at 2:30pm.
RT @mikko: Someone stored a snippet of the ancient floppy boot sector virus Stoned in the Bitcoin blockchain: https://t.co/SZElnIpOMV
@ultrahax Delta is *the worst* airline IMHO...and I've flown Caribbean airlines.
I really dig Montreal's affinity for brick buildings.
Good morning, Ottawa!
Not sure how I missed this but, as was pointed out to me by a lovely guide in the Parliament Buildings, the Arms of Canada has a unicorn.
Watching the geese on the Rideau river after walking the beautiful Rideau canal. http://t.co/rMnTfuIheA
RT @NASA: Welcome back to Earth #Dragon! The @SpaceX cargo spacecraft brought with it ~3500 lbs of cargo & science samples http://t.co/Kp1…
Gah! I just got a look at my poor nose. It's so badly burnt I'm almost genuinely concerned it'll fall off in my sleep.
Sweet! This Trini place in TO has Sea Moss (drink)! I haven't had one in, like, 20 years! So good!
Having a moment. That goat roti and sea moss was exactly as I remember it.
RT @redicaps: I am not a fan of #zabbix, it is way too complex!!!
Good morning, Winnipeg!
I just backed Bring Reading Rainbow Back for Every Child, Everywhere. on @Kickstarter http://t.co/HKBDVWmZq7
Thought I heard the intro to @the_prodigy - Smack my Bitch Up blasting from an apartment. It was a whining vacuum cleaner.
Aaaaaand I'm listening to @the_prodigy
Computer maintenance is like working on your car: there are screws left over and it won't start the first try.
RT @bad_robot: http://t.co/wQYfaVtwFU
The yahoo weather app for android is surprisingly good!
Firstiest of first world problems: your fitbit dies before you finish your steps.
Internet users' privacy upheld by Canada's top court http://t.co/V46nBbMJij
Just stepped on a broken crack pipe. So weird. It usually needles I'm dodging in Mt. Pleasant. #NoJoke #vancouver
Items from my birthday wish list: 1oz of tears of despair, 10g unicorn horn, and 3L of blood from the first born son of a first born son.
@liamm @kalemeow This just smacks of laziness. Can o'salmon, almond milk, hemp seeds and chocolate pudding. Baby, you got a stew going!
What the fuck is the deal with television? They can show bloated murder corpses but have to blur out the genitals.
"I'm not a quitter, but that human pile of garbage would make Satan weep." -- Garcia #reno911
Co-worker: ...at the horse-track. Me: Oh? Visiting your Mom? Him: She has a wing she gambles so much. Me: I meant she was racing.
I've never had this much freezing in my face. My tongue and ear are numb! I sound mentally disabled.
@kalemeow something about it being an improvement, maybe?
@nahgoe don't sweat it until it's vultures circling.
Ahhh....Printer Drivers. We meet AGAIN, my old nemesis.
@redicaps nice!
How did I not know I could upload my e-books to Google Play Books. This is sweet!
Wow. Tencent is offering 10 TB of personal cloud storage...Free.
@frlinux Tempting...Aside from the, you know, "fog". :)
@redicaps @frlinux Upload speed to either will be about the same. It'll come down to English support, for me. 😃
Wow a McLaren F1 just past me....with a 'N' plate. #vancouver
http://t.co/65cD71KJ7l
I need to remember to use the phrase "I keep forgetting to remember..."
Like. Whoh. Trailer Park Boys is back.
RT @TYinYVR: Grumpy Cat's whiskers store @coquitlamcentre open this weekend 4 filming again. Santa's town is now gone. #yvrshoots http://t.…
@liamm @partying101 The next episode is called: Tefl-Andre. I hope he sticks around!
What a beautiful day! Not a cloud in the sky.
I wrote out my #GTD process. Check it out! http://t.co/CHuXGrjmjz
I was trying to go to "Google Analytics" but it didn't auto complete. I searched Google for *anal* at work
@Mamasmobilefood On my credit card statement, I noticed you overbilled me for my meal on Sept 11, 2014. Contact me to discuss, please.
That was a first (and hopefully last). Woke with tooth pain which became so intense my body wanted to throw up.
@Mamasmobilefood I'll send a DM with details
RT @nosmo: I HAVE BEEN PURCHASING VIDEO GAMES FOR A LONG PERIOD OF TIME AND HAVE OPINIONS ON THEM THAT SERVE AS SUBSTITUTE FOR A HEALTHY ID…
@Mamasmobilefood Thanks for stepping up and taking care of the over-charge! The gratis fish and chips really hit the spot!
Yeah...A man in the alley just fired up his moped and drove it 5 feet into a phone pole. Don't worry the pole is fine.
@cdemwell Even more so when the operator is drinking.
Made it the last two days to retirement! http://t.co/Y8hUUGtWo1
TIL: The water inside my rain jacket isn't rain. The air is too humid. The breathable membrane isn't passing the moisture out.
RT @9GAG: This has to be mentioned
http://t.co/BaXOKSpVXF http://t.co/02L5EeDg9h
@partying101 damn..that was slower picking the bones of the dead than I expected. Enjoy!
How has split-pea with ham soup been my favourite and I've only JUST tried my hand at it?
Impressive! The technical jargon in @ScorpionCBS is so bad, it gave me a headache.
Alright! The curing of bacon has begun! See you in a week pork belly.
Great fucking show, @RedFang! Moar, pls!
@seanosulliv @ScorpionCBS I'm looking forward to the main character slowly dying inside as 'computer experts' do.
RT @brendangregg: New Linux tools pic for my #linuxcon talk tues http://t.co/tudZsu8OE7 http://t.co/tMyCAyaaIW http://t.co/pNAwe5AHsA
idyll: (noun) an extremely happy, peaceful, or picturesque episode or scene, typically an idealized or unsustainable one.
Not a huge surprise there. @ArcherFX is dumping the ISIS name next season.
indolence: (noun) avoidance of activity or exertion; laziness.
@fwdfwdplsread This. This, more than anything, makes me feel that my time there was well spent! Muahaha...
The local supermarket has Eggnog out already. Yeah...that's way too early, IGA.
@matt604 That being said, this eggnog is delicious.
To steal a phrase from a friend: It was a bit weathery last night. #BCstorm
Opened the Internet. Saw this AMAZING piece of driving: http://t.co/eeRK2wUVvy Closing the Internet.
Cursing like a sailor while fixing computer H/W, I calmed when remembering this BEFORE the Internet. THAT sucked.
First attempt at bacon. Worked out nicely, I think. http://t.co/kr06YYAzFt
@fwdfwdplsread Oh, I love it! I suggest you name your other computer 'merkin-laptop' :D
@ook Thanks! It can be a little busy at times, but I'm wearing 'retirement' well. ;)
@ook Nice! That song has a touch of a Floyd feel. Their live stuff looks pretty sweet.
Google's telling there's a blizzard warning for #Vancouver. Really? In November?!
@facelessuser @partying101 Word play! I get jokes!
Awww...The #Vancouver blizzard warning is now just a wind warning.
RT: Stand up for choice and sign the petition to bring options like @Uber_VAN to Vancouver http://t.co/BhU5eCLtYY #VancUBER
We will remember them.
At the local cemetery, all of the veteran's headstones have little Canadian flags beside them. http://t.co/uswkOT3kbi
Like a scene from an 80's sitcom, this morning I hit the wrong button on my blender and sent frozen 'mixed berry' to the heavens.
@kalemeow Yep! Ceiling, walls, counter, floors, me and some, surely, never to be found. It took forever to clean. I couldn't stop laughing.
@kalemeow I am way too sleepy to come up with the next rhyme in that song.
@kalemeow I ain't going to complain. I do want to point out that it's still morning and I am awake. You can pass along my update. :D
RT @Philae2014: Touchdown! My new address: 67P! #CometLanding
Went for a little stroll solely to crunch the leaves and kick the chestnuts. I love #Autumn in #Vancouver.
Off to the dark sky park. Hope I see a meteorite!
Last night, I started watching @WW1_Series. Very cool concept and nice delivery. I look forward to watching over the next 4 years!
I was clean 7 weeks, but the need to fix things was too great. I broke. I am writing automation for my home lab. #justsysadminthings
I've not done the maths but I suspect that in my lifetime I've run an entire softwood tree across my ass-hole. #deepthoughts
RT @CBCCanada: Dodge Ram pickup smashes into restaurant, driver orders wings all around http://t.co/q9Y6QzQYBo http://t.co/Ld5qXsU0Qc
"Maybe it's a hostile universe...The intelligences that are out there trying to talk to everybody else are the ones that get eaten first."
#Vancouver's snowy forecast is like Santa Claus. As an adult, you're certain it's not real, but you still wish it was.
Oh, right! I ate asparagus yesterday. #deepthoughts
Liking the new @Android Lollipop update. The keyboard seems much fixed.
@redicaps I'm still on the fence. I'm leaning to I like the new interface, though.
It's a very serene and beautiful walk in the #Vancouver snow.
Heavy Duty Three Hole Punch - If I acted in adult films, I'd pick this name.
Aw balls. I finished cutting Serrano peppers and I touched my eye. #DarwinAwardRecipientInTraining
http://t.co/2jQVo4jL2a Calmed me enough that I didn't throw my printer off the balcony. I'm out of cyan. #fuckprinters
In #Vancouver, nothing says "Winter's here!" like some poor soul's squealing fan-belt.
@CityofVancouver Can you point me to a calendar of City Council meetings that I can subscribe to? Say ical or such?
Cutting-board fell on my barefoot edgewise. Maybe my toe's broken? Doesn't hurt to walk. I guess, fuck it? #DarwinAwardRecipientInTraining
How many times has this library book been in a shitter? #deepthoughts
@stanmarshdarsh Wow! I'm impressed! Your data warehouse is unmatched.
Out of the snow and on to the train. Heading to the #Vancouver Symphony Orchestra. #ClassyAsFuck
I love winning the Main Street Station Skytrain lottery. Mostly because losing REALLY sucks. #Vancouver
Patron agrees to buy beggar lady lunch. Beggar says "I will come to choose." I guess beggars CAN be choosers. #Vancouver
It sucks when you nap too long then can't fall asleep, so you sleep-in til 10 to get your full 9 hours. #FML jk #HumbleBrag
Hints of booze-sweat with overtones of week-stale body odour. Where am I? Correct! Public transit! #Vancouver
@rsmacapinlac @WuTangName Master Desperado!
I love reading on my tablet in portrait mode. It always feels a little bit Star Trek. #TheFutureIsNow
First attempt at pancakes: http://t.co/gwxdcOHa5v The Quebec maple syrup was the real star here. #food
GadDAMN! It sweet in #Vancouver today. Warm and bright out. Too bad its grid lock DT.
Cool! Looking at my map, I realized I've walked every city block west of Burrard and am closing in on the east side of down-town #Vancouver.
Just got off the phone with people walking up Machu Picchu. How freaking cool is technology?!? #TheFutureIsNow
@fwdfwdplsread http://t.co/62TPiGQgw1 Here's the map.
RT @brokep: It seems #tpb has been raided. If it stays down for good I hope there's technology ready to replace it. If so, please no more p…
That is. I'm never buying a non-@google @Android device. I'm fucking SICK wasting my time rooting 2 year old devices to fix O.S. problems.
@kalemeow My @Acer Iconia Tab A500. They abandoned it at ICS. Google web apps weren't rendering correctly. It's faster now. SMH.
@LeeCash @frlinux Spoilers!!!?
@LeeCash @frlinux Not sure if truth or misdirect. Either way, I'm not expecting m16s. :)
@frlinux @stanmarshdarsh Shirt Cocker: A gentleman wearing only a t-shirt and a smile. He unknowingly plays a game of peek-a-boo.
@liamm I think coyotes are only dangerous if you are under three feet tall or a house cat. #TheMoreYouKnow
Gaaah! I just threw myself a kidney shot using a door handle. Mother fucker that hurts. Ow. #DarwinAwardRecipientInTraining
Don't you hate it when you get drops of the salt water in your eyes from your isolation tank? #firstworldproblems
Fuck yeah! Pancake break!
I realized I have 3 different meals on 3 different things I am wearing. I suspect may be a male Liz Lemon.
RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Terrifying Man Selling Dead Trees Out Of Middle School Parking Lot http://t.co/0PvbjYVPuT http://t.co/ow6xBAQQVj
RT @AstroTerry: No chimney up here- so I left powdered milk and freeze dried cookies in the airlock. Fingers crossed... http://t.co/zr5MzGb…
@frlinux That looks delicious. Nicely done!
RT @davatron5000: On this day in 0 A.D., Jesus was born and people were like "we better start counting years!" And some other guy was like …
RT @neiltyson: On this day long ago, a child was born who, by age 30, would transform the world. Happy Birthday Isaac Newton b. Dec 25, 1642
The excitement this gift brought me made me realize I may actually be a grown up now. #ChristmasGifts http://t.co/B2qrcAZfJe
@frlinux Oh! I am interested! Sparkling wine/champagne?
Me: "I was afraid I was going to wipe my asshole off." My brother: "Don't worry. It'll grow back." #ShittyScience
Done! Finished walking every block West of Abbott street in down-town #Vancouver.
@kalemeow ty! ty!
@LeeCash Yep! Plus I wanted to know my home-town a little bit better. Not to mention an excuse to get off the couch.
RT @_Ninji: I MITMed Twitter for Android's login to see why it was failing.
The Twitter servers think it's 2015. Amazing. http://t.co/iEu4…