2016
An Archive of @matt604's Twitter.
RT @honest_update: The increased error rates you're seeing are us testing that your circuit breakers work and/or that your calls to us are …
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I donated my Twitter feed to help find missing children. Be a part of the first ever online search party: https://t.co/XLhxos1wZJ
RT @BrentSpiner: Please retweet this.
Watching @CopsTV. #KansasCity had an unusual 26 of 31 of days of rain, last spring. As a #Vancouver-ite I think that's pretty cute.
@CopsTV #KansasCity Wait. No. I take it back. That torrential rain and lightening shit. You can keep it.
My neighbours are yelling. I'm assuming one of the contestants in the American Football finale made a score.
Ops pet peeve 47: "Sure. After lunch?" "It's blocking the WHOLE TEAM." <later> "It's done." Nobody connects for days...
The guy who said "You know, we should make electronics cables tacky & sticky" should get a punch in the face. From everybody.
I think that is a first for me. Checking out a library book, reading it and returning it before due.
@neilpwalsh children must do this, no?
@ConnorMayer https://t.co/CVJGBxpSP3
Lurking on the wall https://t.co/mzoPc5x2aV
RT @StackOverflow: Essential reading. https://t.co/KrT4zx55N5
Standalone SysAdmin is good & bad. Good: you know where all the bodies are buried. Bad: You have to dig them up at 3 AM repeatedly.
"If you wake this child, I will climb inside you with my shoes on." God dammit. @ArcherFX has some fierce quotes.
Played cards with a ER doc that looked and sounded remarkably like @mrbobodenkirk . It was surreal.
@cloudatcost Hey folks, I've had a server build pending for, like, 27 hours. Is the back log really that big or is something messed up here?
Uh, I'm not a genius. I'm just further ahead in the manual.
Watching @LuciferonFOX, the pawnshop looks familiar. Wait. The street numbers are close to mine. Some Google. Yup. Down the block.
That point in your head cold when you wonder if this is the tissue your nose will fall off into.
Hah! Watching @frontlinepbs and I realized, 2 weeks ago, I picked up a SIM card in the middle of Seattle's open air drug market.
Sorting an old bookmark file, I feel like a touch archaeologist. "...and here we see a layer of dead links from the late 2000s."
I want @Uber_VAN in BC! Say yes to @bcgreens ridesharing legislation @christyclarkbc @toddstonebc @fassbenderMLA #bcpoli
Walking by a primary school at lunch, one can really see how humans are related to primates.
I went 1 hour shy, of the whole 24 hours, not knowing it was Friday the 13th
I replied to an offer: "I could probably go $200" on a listing for $225. Only I later realized I listed it for $200.
@JessicaEvelyn87 So, it wasn't you that _liked_ my GTD process, it was a spam bot. :(
Perfect #Vancouver weather for the #polyglotconf
#polyglotconf talks pictures https://t.co/VbK3UnovG4
'Pleas' and 'please' have no historical correlation even though "Please?" is a plea. #mindblown
Final and last https://t.co/pRYDbyIn8K
How long has my fly been down?
@frlinux _you_ get interesting looks, _I_ get people asking me about baseball. ;)
RT @honest_update: Just noticed that Supervisor has been diligently restarting that service every 2 seconds for 3 months.
RT @SusanPotter: It would be a bad idea to divide by the number of fucks I give right now.
Asked my brother "How many Canada Day fights you think happened at the Buck?" Google didn't disappoint. https://t.co/GmD9Rc33kl
"I don't want to punch you in the face. I want to punch through your face."
Driving the #SeatoSky, I've come to the conclusion that riding a motorcycle is 78% waiving to other motorcyclists
RT @ConnorMayer: New anxiety: people think I'm playing Pokemon Go when I'm actually walking around looking at my phone in a totally well-ad…
Cleaner showed at my apartment, so I dipped into the office to get some quiet work done. Office cleaners' cleaning day.
#firstsevenjobs
Computer Virus Cleaner
Dishwasher
Gas station attendant
Busboy
Bartender
Waiter
Fruit picker
Is it August? I looks and feels like a #Vancouver October.
Fun day! https://t.co/k27ueijwIe
@frlinux I had this recently except the other way. Chopped the password on reset but accepted all for login. Took FOREVER to figure out. :/
Catching my reflection, I realized my fashion sense is "West coast Undercover Cop". Not sure how I feel about that.
At the start of @lukecage, he says "Always forward." Ironic every other scene seems to be a flashback.
"Your device is out of sleep mode! Do you want to use it? Let's just install every update NOW, so you don't have a bad user experience!"
I guess the #BCStorm is as good a week as any to enjoy the latest airborne viral horror-show & spend time grousing around on the sofa.
In a fit of rage, I slam/slid the x-10 controller off my coffee table. As it hit the floor, the battery cover exploded off. #actionmovielife
TIL there is a dude named 'Dick Warlock'. If that isn't amazing, he played Mike Meyers AND Kurt Russell's stunt double. #mindblown
"Whooooh! Don't you talk to the General like that. You 'bout to get some dental work, bitch." This shit slayed me on @BluntTalk_STARZ
RT @ScanBC: #Burnaby #RCMP are responding to Phillips Ave for a female reporting an unknown male with no shirt on is shaving his chest on t…
#AMBERAlert issued in #PortCoquitlam #BC for #missing 9 & 8 y/o, Sofia and Mateo Pastor-Ruiz. Pls read & RT! https://t.co/Edxn19imHa
#AMBERAlert issued in #PortCoquitlam #BC for two #missing children is now cancelled. Thanks for RT's. https://t.co/Edxn19imHa
Remember to set your cocks back tonight people!
And so begins the days of going to work in the dark, going home in the dark...And for some of us, spending the day working in the dark.
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RT @SimpsonsQOTD: "Professor, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack open each others skulls and feast on the goo inside?" https:…
@LeeCash Seems like this was prophetic
@LeeCash Sure, ya, totally. There is a line up, however.
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#AMBERAlert issued in #Vancouver #BC for #missing 4 y/o, Delilah Felton. Pls click link for details. https://t.co/O7dHp9sSMK
#AMBERAlert Cancelled - The child has been #located safe. Thanks for the RT's! https://t.co/O7dHp9sSMK
Whoh. That sneeze sounded exactly like my father's. Do are sneezes change as we get older?
Rather enjoying the #Vancouver #Hashtag snow pictures while drinking my coffee.
If you think this morning's #Vancouver commute was difficult, just wait until all this shit freezes and it snows again! :)
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According to @stephenfry , if I were an elf my name would be "Twinkle Peppermint".
RIP Alan Thicke. :(
One of the guys on my team noted: this image resembles my managment style. I am Pam. #archerfx https://t.co/XvOlFfws4K
RT @SirPatStew: I'm disappointed that Blunt Talk is cancelled. Walter's voice is silenced. I loved him - but more I loved all my fellow act…
Fever, sore throat, joint pain, coughing, congestion, laryngitis...Thanks 2016! This is exactly what I had wanted for Christmas, you piece o
Medical log: Update day nine. Illness continues. Congestion recedes. Sense of smell returns but is intensified. This is good and bad.