2017
An Archive of @matt604's Twitter.
C:\>https://t.co/2gAubESRAW -modifier [Estragon] "girl" | "pirate" [Vladimir] "boy" | "ninja" https://t.co/TNpjLClGbM - my fav thing today

Medical Log: Update Day 20. THIS CORK SOAKING COLD CAN JUST FORK RIGHT OFF ALREADY. #sickofbeingsick

@therealelp I was super stoked on your #Vancouver show til you guys moved the venue.☹️ The PNE forum is so bad I tried to get a refund.

Wow! Watching @hockeynight and I was floored they played an overly racist @Hyundai commercial.

At crosswalk. Dude: "I should just drop trou!" Me: "Pardon?" Him: "Oh, I didn't know you were a civilian." Confirmed. I dress like a UC cop.

I scanned about 4 documents before I realized my printer/scanner had a photocopy function. Technology is hard and scary.

RT @jamieleecurtis: If u marched in any city, text "count me" to 89800. The Women's March organizers r trying 2 get head count. Copy & pas…

RT @FayeGrim: Rcmp in Deer Lake advising motorists of a large herd of caribou on TCH between Deer Lake and Howley.

RT @TheOnion: Obama Fills Out Lukewarm Glassdoor Review After Exiting Presidency https://t.co/QtFRSeSeKt https://t.co/ht1z2pAbBg

Remember: there is a handlebar moustache AND a moustache handlebar.

@ultrahax if you're lucky it's super-duper. If not, it's the cold running around thay I've had for 7 weeks. :/

Good Guy Doctor: "Wait a week before taking the antibiotics. If you don't use them, take them on your trip. They're good for chlamydia."

7 days of no yogurt?! Noooooooooo! Antibiotics are the worst.

@tylermauthe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It some how "decrease the effectiveness"... https://t.co/BsL8dipQM8

Am I the only one who finds it offensive to see "Real people. Not actors." Come on! Actors are people too!

Happy Thursday! https://t.co/P09qaoa4bD

Every call centre I have called seems to be having "Higher than normal call volume." Am I that in sync with the collective unconscious?

Wow. I just waited 15 mins on hold to get sent to another department. Another 5 mins and get voicemail. This is poor CS @icbc

@icbc Not as of yet. I left a voicemail but haven't heard back yet. I'm trying to figure out a policy refund to a defunct credit card.

😎 @ Vancouver, British Columbia https://t.co/NlA7gtLmkl

I mixed up Thelma Houston with Donna Summers. #soembarrased #disco #sorrynotsorry

Watching hockey. Me: Halftime? Bro: End of the quarter. Me: Nice. #gosports!

Shirtless dude gets on the 99 at Cambie. Bus stops at Ontario. UC VPD get on and arrest him for theft. I want to hear that back story!!

All of my possessions. @ Vancouver, British Columbia https://t.co/yun1ZogCut

Just posted a photo @ Stout Irish Pub https://t.co/vi8uFMiHvX

The presentation Stanley Cup @ Hockey Hall of Fame https://t.co/O5ZNM8wKM5

Original Stanley Cup @ Hockey Hall of Fame https://t.co/1HAOGMSctF

We can't afford this #streetart #toronto @ Kensington Market https://t.co/xrezy2jaty

Bernini's crucified Christ #art @ AGO - Art Gallery of Ontario https://t.co/BafDoFQsPa

Andy warhol #art🎨 #elvis @ AGO - Art Gallery of Ontario https://t.co/kjumJcMnVE

German Nautilus goblet circa 1580-1610 @ AGO - Art Gallery of Ontario https://t.co/wojqAXlQuu

German Nautilus goblet circa 1600 @ AGO - Art Gallery of Ontario https://t.co/jhfCgM8N3W

Intercity bus trips are full of characters. My favourite thing was the lady eating a full meal with a knife and fork off her lap.

#smokedmeat on rye. I think I like this better than Main deli. #montreal @ Reuben's Deli &… https://t.co/CqjjmEX5Rr

Wearing cheap emergency sub zero gear. I feel like a low level RPG character equipping everything I find. #nerd #gaming #socold

Marshmallow sofa by George Nelson #interiordesign #montreal @ Musée des beaux-arts de Montréal https://t.co/4b4JgWFKxT

Noguchi table. Never seen a chess top before. #interiordesign #art🎨 #montreal @ Musée des… https://t.co/pRnB3yvgBS

Eames screen and chair. #interiordesign #art🎨 #montreal @ Musée des beaux-arts de Montréal https://t.co/QR4WGxg5Fv

The actual hat Napoleon wore during the Russian campaign. #art🎨 #montreal @ Musée des beaux-arts… https://t.co/1ZzDDlxeN9

Standing Nude by Tom Wesselmann #art🎨 #montreal @ Musée des beaux-arts de Montréal https://t.co/FV0p8CbB2q

A Warhol and me. #art🎨 #montreal @ Musée des beaux-arts de Montréal https://t.co/KeMD9vRD5y

Montreal from Île Sainte-Hélène: https://t.co/D6PuTXqZmN via @YouTube

Ice on the Saint Lawrence: https://t.co/jOBE4eYAIa via @YouTube

#montreal , the Saint Lawrence and me. @ Parc Jean-Drapeau https://t.co/4l62hXWKi7

Train to Quebec City: https://t.co/yb4ySaLxON via @YouTube

RT @honest_update: We're down because of that simple change that didn't need testing or a deploy. Oops.

RT @kashanacauley: It's starting to feel like men are just too emotional to be president.

#quebec, the #stlawrenceriver and me #quebeccity @ Old Quebec https://t.co/ReEQISUiKK

The top corner of a park bench under frozen snow. #quebec @ Old Quebec https://t.co/3cxvbtwi8K

Chateau Frontenac #quebec @ Old Quebec https://t.co/xFS4AVjeRS

RT @BrucioMcCulloch: I'll interview my friend @paulfeig at @TOsketchfest 3/10
https://t.co/KJjYmKLnE0 https://t.co/mdT6323xay

@LeeCash Passing through on my way to 🇫🇷 and I wanted to see Quebec city. Sort of vacation, I'm taking a break and travelling indefinitely.

It took 3 days, but I just heard my first legit "Tabernac!" #Quebec

Switched the pants pockets my wallet, cash and phone go in. It's surprisingly confusing.

Here we see signs of Spring as the indigenous Bicyclus Mountainus emerge from their Winter… https://t.co/odNQszMvBu

City walls #quebec @ Old Quebec https://t.co/boXm0hnlCl

On the train from #quebec to #montreal https://t.co/496e4KHKeT

@VIA_Rail Shout out to Yanick on the 37 to Montreal for helping me get to the airport. Thanks man!

@LeeCash @liamm still the same amount of podcasts high diving though?

@LeeCash @liamm I did the math. Checks out.

Evening on the Seine #paris @ Pont Royal https://t.co/vTY72OKleZ

Code of Hammurabi #paris @ Louvre Müzesi https://t.co/QuQCUvmK08

Winged Victory of Samothrace #paris @ Musée du Louvre https://t.co/BSSaXCucX0

#konny #paris #streetart #art🎨 @ Centre Pompidou https://t.co/FqklrbgjOX

Plight (1985) installation at Centre Pompidou in Paris: https://t.co/p21UqwjwEZ via @YouTube

I miss my slippers.

@mhuge12 cheeky bastard. Nice shelves!

@mhuge12 but srsly mine were better. 😋

@redicaps Off to the garbage dump. I had to throw them out. :( This is everything I own now. https://t.co/yun1ZogCut 🙂🙃🙂🙃

Just posted a photo @ Sacré-Cœur, Paris https://t.co/oyK9sF4vju

#nophotos @ Sacré-Cœur, Paris https://t.co/pf02Aetayy

#effieltower #invalides #paris #paris🇫🇷 @ Tour Montparnasse 56e Etages https://t.co/1vGDWMenmz

#streetart #paris🇫🇷 @ Sacré-Cœur, Paris https://t.co/lntnIdHrEJ

#paris🇫🇷 #postapocalypse #streetart @ Sacré-Cœur, Paris https://t.co/zmLY7KZAv8

#streetart #paris🇫🇷 @ Sacré-Cœur, Paris https://t.co/J8NTt9TJIX

I love this chair. Don't know who made it. #interiordesign #paris #art @ Musée d'Orsay https://t.co/tm7KCSGxmG

Banquette de Fumoir by Hector Guimard #art #interiordesign #paris @ Musée d'Orsay https://t.co/zsQghGjT1J

Just heard a tiny, enthusiastic "Oh! La la!" from a bicycle child seat. I smiled and laughed a little.

#paris #effieltower #orangerie @ Jardin des Tuileries https://t.co/yxk8BIvCyM

#paris ferris wheel @ Jardin des Tuileries https://t.co/LQjRbCzCmG

#monet water lillies #orangerie @ Musée de l'Orangerie https://t.co/TC0wYcbC4i

#paris near the #jardinduluxembourg @ Jardin du Luxembourg https://t.co/PEmxF5eJ5C

Every. Damn. #paris window. @ Paris, France https://t.co/olVBizj52o

I guess #alien abductions in #paris are no joke. @ Paris, France https://t.co/CHxsnuOzd9

Cutting through. #paris #beauty @ Paris, France https://t.co/44qnoD8PJj

Justice on the supermarket sound system. Belgium.

Two story #streetart in #belgium @ Bruxelles/Brussel https://t.co/Aj1qzR6Xtq

#belgium in bloom @ Catedral de San Miguel y Santa Gúdula de Bruselas https://t.co/rQGsoX2Li0

#belgium 🍌 🍫 waffle! So. Good. So good. @ Grand-Place de Bruxelles https://t.co/ANwRnLmxbP

#london #architecture @ The Milestone Hotel https://t.co/txmnuAzjw4

I've heard "Mind the gap" enough today that I am certain I will dream about it. #London

Not sure why there are boulders in the 🌲? #london #gerkin @ The Gherkin https://t.co/zdg2WdJbsB

#towerbridge #london🇬🇧 #architecture #tourist @ Tower Bridge https://t.co/kUUAHPthlT

What's messing me up in #London isn't that people drive on the left but that stairs are climbed on the left.

RT @richardbranson: All our thoughts are with the victims and all those affected by the #Westminster attack. Stay safe and look after each…

Super stoked on my trip to Beavertown. It's a brewery.

Pint on the Thames @ Richmond Thames Riverfront https://t.co/zI6AfHI7k1

Raclette #london🇬🇧 #food @ Maltby Street Market https://t.co/bWy6HwN1Nm

#london🇬🇧 #londoneye #tourist #architecture @ The Official London Eye https://t.co/ZzM4wYiJXq

#london🇬🇧 Sunday roast. Brunch here, family dinner in Canada. https://t.co/W2LYuSgPW7

First pint of Guinness on the Emerald Island at the oldest pub in #ireland🍀 @ Sean's Bar https://t.co/4R619eQqEn

@LeeCash Should have bought it to find out!

The wishing chair #ireland🍀 @ Giant's Causeway https://t.co/uCdiluiMdB

The Dark Hedges #ireland🍀 #got @ The Dark Hedges https://t.co/k3tBjxeBTu

#ireland🍀 #giantscauseway @ Giant's Causeway https://t.co/tVyFmyG02r

Columns at the #giantscauseway #ireland🍀 @ Giant's Causeway https://t.co/rpBhK7uvNN

Ulster Fry #irish breakfast @ Belfast, United Kingdom https://t.co/BT2xAYGJeD

Carrickarede Island #ireland🍀 @ Carrickarade Island https://t.co/KdkHC3A0gv

That feeling in the wind as your rainshell hood makes passion love to the back of your head.

Wandering around the #Highlands of #Scotland. There are sheep behind the patch of brown in the… https://t.co/wOaYVbPd42

Wandering around the #Highlands of #Scotland @ Parco nazionale di Cairngorms https://t.co/8RsQh7f0Nd

Wandering around the #Highlands of #Scotland https://t.co/K4nV4fQliO

My first IRN BRU #Scotland @ Gordon's Public House & Room Letting https://t.co/DpPFlYpQoK

@mhuge12 Oh, that looks horrid. No, I think I'll pass on that one and drink the Glenlivet I got at the distillery. :D

Standing stones of #stenness monolith #orkney #scotland @ Standing Stones of Stenness https://t.co/JDjR6CDUpS

Me at Skara Brae #skarabrae #Scotland @ Skara Brae https://t.co/EOL6H8biev

Visited the scapawhisky distillery #Scotland #orkney @ Scapa distillery https://t.co/PM0D0fg78i

It was a little windy at the Ring of #Brodgar #Scotland #orkney @ Ring of Brodgar https://t.co/91FMIRBIwF

RT @ThePracticalDev: sudo open door https://t.co/YWaF9NFY5X

Tried deep fried pizza and deep fried Mars bar in #Edinburgh . I think they are drunk food, but I don't think I'd even like them drunk.

RT @Canada: Today marks 100 years since the Battle of Vimy Ridge. We honour the 🇨🇦 soldiers whose bravery helped shape our country. #Vimy10…

Steak tartare, Bordeaux vin et Gare du Nord. #paris🇫🇷 #happyplace @ Paris Gare du Nord https://t.co/9kvVBfYGTW

@mhuge12 What does that even mean?!?

@LeeCash Yes! Besides the ones in the Toronto banks the swim in the oceans. I believe the Basking requin is one.

#paris🇫🇷 @ Tour Eiffel https://t.co/G2UAK9GKRW

#nofilter @ Tour Eiffel https://t.co/gwsnfEreiU

#catacombs #paris🇫🇷 @ Catacombs of Paris https://t.co/sDBRLdctYJ

"How did I scrape my knuckles?" "You were using the stone wall to get the bird poop off." Well, now, that just leads to many more questions.

RT @codenameduchess: Avoiding a hangover by continuing to drink is called a “hang glider”. #ArcherFXX

@rsmacapinlac Only if you are talking very loudly into said cell phone. Especially if it's incorrect spoilers

RT @TonyRobbins: This 75-Year Harvard Study Found the 1 Secret to Leading a Fulfilling Life https://t.co/P9JiA1hbHD

You meet interesting people travelling. ie: a French Foreign Legionnaire who's writes Javascript when he isn't on patrol in Africa ...

... a Kindergarten teacher who summers fronting a death metal band & a retired RAF combat pilot who holds Scottish records for cave diving.

@LeeCash Hahah Damn! I wish I had thought so tell him that! :D

#paris🇫🇷 #streetart @ Ile-de-France, France https://t.co/iTO0ZELXNY

@JackieSawasy Yup

RT @Canada: #ICYMI Iceberg Alley near Ferryland, Newfoundland and Labrador, is living up to its name this year! #Canada150 📷Reuters/IG http…

First #sunburn of the #2017 . On a 17C day. In #paris. Also burnt on the tops of my feet. Now I am cold. #thuglife

New blog post: Scotland and Orkney Islands https://t.co/VuOkSnyja2

RT @jayduplass: when you used to be younger than Rusty
but now you're older than Clark https://t.co/BCkT7wkI8R

#paris🇫🇷 #streetart @ Espace 1789 https://t.co/1V9iQoyQgu

#paris🇫🇷 #streetart @ Les Puces De Clignancourt https://t.co/JOTFkKPjBc

#paris🇫🇷 @ Estación de Garibaldi https://t.co/BKjKW2IHsu

Paris riots: https://t.co/X4o9CNXdbt via @YouTube

I had a handful of chocolate finger cookies for lunch. I think I'm still an adult. #thuglife

@stanmarshdarsh Dammit. I sit correct. If only I could edit my tweets and hide my shame.

#eiffeltower #nofilter @ The Eiffel Tower https://t.co/cl7LYex2Ym

@LeeCash I am using rbc. Pretty good for banking and direct investing (you can use CC points to pay transaction fees).

@LeeCash They will waive monthly fees if you have enough of their products.

@LeeCash That being said I will prolly go hsbc if I go back to canuckistan b/c they are everywhere in the world.

The two French #hamburgers I've had at random cafes have been better than 98% of burgers I've had in Canada and the US. #Paris #Food

@tylermauthe @HashiCorp Shit. I hope that's not my fault!

Operating doors is difficult for some people in hostels. Unlock buttons are hard. Pictures don't help. Yanking on doors seems to be default.

@googlechrome The Disk I/O in 'SimpleCacheWork' is ridiculous. It's blocking other application's I/O. I have no tabs loaded. What's up?

#kraken #paris🇫🇷 #streetart @ La Colonie https://t.co/cUEPW6UqUT

RT @poparide: 🎉 We have 50,000 members! We’d like to thank everyone who’s supported us this far & can’t wait to reach 100k! #startup #rides…

RT @swear_trek: #TeamUhura https://t.co/frhSn1tOQF

I had the intro for https://t.co/F8ks6PqmvR in my head but no idea what is was. Found it looking for 'weird keyboard song intro'. #Internet

A man walked by carrying a bag of baguettes. I enjoyed the alliteration.

#cafelife #toulouse @ Grand Cafe Albert, 15 Place du Capitole https://t.co/QHwFwRXDAq

RT @StationCDRKelly: #StarWarsDay The force after a #YearInSpace. Gravity is. #Maythe4thBeWithYou https://t.co/6iSZ5E17ia

I am sitting in a French cafe reading about someone sitting in a French cafe reading. Do I look #meta ? I feel very meta.

Ola #andorra @ Andorra la Vella https://t.co/90GkGi77mO

At what age does one go from being a pervert to a dirty old man? A friend wants to know. Nothing to do with my birthday.

New blog post: Some notes on backpacking and hostelling https://t.co/X8yljqpMvU

Gran Valira than runs through #andorra @ Escaldes-Engordany https://t.co/84zGRp6xsC

@rsmacapinlac Something about the wine being cheaper and tasting slightly better....

Not 5 minutes after I walked to the #Andorra bus station, the skies opened up.

Au revoir Toulouse. Bonjour Paris!

Man. How did people even work before vi? Thanks, Mr. Joy!

@LeeCash Qu'est-ce que cela veut dire?

Sweet! Got my final stamp for my #French long stay visa. Officially official.

Rip @chriscornell

RT @RATM: https://t.co/FkiL6KbKSn

Palace of Parliament #bucharest #romania @ Piața Constituției https://t.co/AxZm8qrs0N

#athens #greece #architecture @ Ancient Agora of Athens https://t.co/oHTuYEAg4G

When I come back, in the next life, I want to be a Greek cat. #athens

Temple of Zeus #greece #athens @ Temple of Olympian Zeus, Athens https://t.co/xoGxT0s1pz

Dinner view #naxos #greece #agiaanna @ Naxos Island https://t.co/zbI28xM7vs

Brain to me: If we carry a 12 kg backpack around Europe we'll definitely drop weigh. Greece: LOL France: Sly side-eye

Walking to the main road I happened upon a fish vendor selling his wares. #greece #naxos @ Náxos https://t.co/2bnCy7leld

Portara - Apollo Temple #greece #naxos @ Πορτάρα - Portara, Νησίδα Παλάτια Naxos, Cyclades https://t.co/VcU1pvIQex

Kouros if #Apollonas #naxos #greece @ Apóllonas, Kikladhes, Greece https://t.co/BZ4HnMHvr9

#Apollonas #naxos #nofilter @ Apóllonas, Kikladhes, Greece https://t.co/wAEdZemxeh

#naxos mountains #greece #nofilter @ Náxos https://t.co/TwpE0OP8dq

Goodnight #naxos #greece #nofilter @ Orama-Studios Naxos https://t.co/HQ8VqOHBLQ

Very cool. 200,000 people have seen pictures I took for @google @localguides #localguides 75,000 alone for the Swedish Royal Palace😎 https://t.co/RHQq0nEwVS

RT @SNstats: #Pens Evgeni Malkin is the 1st player with a goal & a fighting major in a #StanleyCup Final game since...
Evgeni Malkin 8 yea…

@halfbloodrock Don't worry. It's just 'fog'. 😉

Stupid Greek sun gave me my first hand liver spot. Wait. That's changed shape twice in two days. That may be dirt. #ishouldshower

So, @googlechrome was causing 100% I/O on my old Ubuntu Thinkpad. Bug: https://t.co/ozxGlFnCYR TL;DR: Disable @GooglePlayMusic extension.

You haven't lived until you've heard the alto saxo Muzak version of "Your sex is on fire". It's in key!

Immediately followed by the pumpkin's Today. Which actually is a fav song of mine.

I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/cTVGoxsPEy People Under the Stairs - Acid Raindrops

RT @ICSandwichGuy: A new circle of hell https://t.co/nqfLL3E0u5

RT @GooglePlayMusic: 20 years ago, @WuTangClan dropped #WuTangForever. It went No. 1 w/ a 6-minute lead single that had no chorus. https://…

Watched one of these tonight. #sunset #greece #nofilter #nofilterneeded #naxos #retiredlife @… https://t.co/rzT2PqPICs

I haven't been really liking #Greek #music that much. This #song I like tho: https://t.co/qgwy4lFdmC I have no idea what it's about tho

Holy shit. https://t.co/mo1EWcLnHI

I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/XHZUzVYUI0 Πεχλιβάνης | Θανάσης Παπακωνσταντίνου

I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/mH2572idQ9 Πεχλιβάνης | Θανάσης Παπακωνσταντίνου

Just had 2 pickpockets try to work me. While I was defending, a guy said "Get your hand out of her bag." All three got off at the next stop.

Someone in #rome had a bad day. #scooter #fail #fall @ Rome, Italy https://t.co/n9VlI3vSzA

#Colosseum #Rome #nofilter @ Colosseum - Coliseum - Rome https://t.co/YCUloK1XWV

Hello from #vaticancity #vatican @ Vaticano, Roma https://t.co/EciWWweO6R

#rome #italy @ Piazza Navona https://t.co/HDZDE52Sn1

Yesterday morning, I wouldn't have guessed I'd be partying in the shadow of the Colosseum at the Pride parade in the afternoon.

Wow! Played the same game as the PM. I hope he knew the XP hack! https://t.co/tgqLlxeVe8

Even though my comprehension is pitiful, it's nice to hear French again

@LeeCash Really? French spoken in Montreal, you say? Huh. I might just have to go there...again.

@LeeCash It's a date! When and if I come back to Canada

Nice is nice! I have been waiting a while to make this #dadjoke

RT @RikerGoogling: cute bunnies and tribbles

Made it to Monaco before realizing I didn't have my CC/ID case. Slightly panicked bus back to find it on my bed. Done with buses today.

A wee pause while getting my steps on the Promenade des Anglais. #nice #cotedazur #frenchriviera… https://t.co/NwuCBKntEF

#monaco #ferraris and #boats #ishouldbuyaboat #nofilter @ Monaco https://t.co/aK8LPPz9cZ

Who would have thought Niçoise salad in Nice would be so good! Also it took me WAY too long to connect Niçois and Nice.

The replies are amazing https://t.co/lVYf4tsgJB

Mood: Listening to Greek punk, from an Athens friend, on the Promenade des Anglais while drinking Dutch beer as the sunsets.

Tried listening to @YourBaroness over the years but it didn't land. Retried a few weeks ago & I must be on listen 10 of the purple album

@LeeCash @JamboGT I am noticing a significant lack of "bud", "buddy" and "eh"'s in your tweets... Don't Make me report you.

I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/knpAtaofxN OUT FOR A RIP - OFFICIAL VIDEO

@LeeCash @JamboGT Watch this aboot twelve times. https://t.co/xG0rtdQGlx

Clown fish tank was my jam. I could have watched this alllll day #allday #fish #monaco… https://t.co/8mNIn3UzDB

New blog post: Art! https://t.co/JyMugWXOmo

A 560 sq FT 1 bedroom in Nice is 175K € or 260 $ CAD. Sure the French Rivera is but it's no #Vancouver #notabubble https://t.co/LGjH1Z5Tqm

#cat #sleeping under a Van Loo #painting #nice #cotedazur #france @ Musée des Beaux-Arts de Nice https://t.co/wWo5Sh9EET

@LeeCash In Montreal?!

Sitting on a bench, drinking beer and people watching, on the promenade des anglais, may be my new favouritest thing.

RT @PeterDiamandis: My thoughts on Amazon buying Whole Foods. https://t.co/33mhCAotNP

RT @seanblanchfield: 14yrs ago a gang of fresh-faced youths rewired a former socialist party HQ in Dublin and started @demonware. Happy bi…

#capferrat #france #ocean #palmtrees #yacht #sunshine #hashtag @ Saint-Jean-Cap-Ferrat https://t.co/3oy3tq5dYb

#capferrat #france #sosno #ocean #sailboat #boat #mountains @ Saint-Jean-Cap-Ferrat https://t.co/DsYxxEE1CI

Two times here, I've been given back my original bills as "change". #Canadian Matt wishes I caught it sooner. Horned Matt is cool with it.

Someone enjoyed pricing @therock #gq #magazine #france @ Gare de Nice Ville https://t.co/aXNM10SHsZ

Au revoir, Nice! It was nice! #dadjoke

Current status: stuck at a 🚆 station outside Mulhouse. 🚆 dead on tracks a few KMS ahead. 60 min delay. In Strasbourg at 11 pm. :(

@tylermauthe Entropy!

This morning, I realized I may have referred to #andorran as #andorian Oops! #andorra #startrek… https://t.co/OkPd7swdZn

Ugh. I hoped leaving Southern France I could escape the heat. Nope. #French #Heatwave. 35C in #Strasbourg today #melting #toohot #sendrain

RT @ScanBC: #RidgeMeadows #RCMP responding to a report of someone chasing a black bear with a remote control car #Maple RidgeBC

RT @chapmanchapman: New favorite bathroom sign https://t.co/iaAyCBfmLp

I am currently drinking chilled Rose and trying not to move.

@rsmacapinlac I am enjoying @asana flying unicorns and monsters across your screen once a task is completed

My first time to Germany was by bicycle. My Father was by train. Grandfather, by plane. Of course, he went with his artillery regiment.

I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/NYt9j65e7b Drunk in Paris

Update from #Strasbourg: It is currently 37 C (37.2 is the record) and #raining. #thunderstorms expected? #France #love the #heatwave2017 😅😅

That #Lightning is getting closer and I can smell #Ozone . I should probably do a "git commit". #nerd #jokes

@rsmacapinlac #run like dis? https://t.co/GYQ8KinpwV :D

#strasbourg #france #church #cathedral #old #gothic #architecture @ Cathédrale Notre Dame de… https://t.co/VLgdG1xeWJ

#strasbourg is such a #pretty #city #france #river #boat #tree #cathedral #church @ Strasbourg,… https://t.co/g3vhBc5Ceq

@frlinux Never! Vive la #Hashtag! :P

@frlinux #hashtag https://t.co/SnakLA6Ik4

Fuck I love the Internet! #Twitter #StarWarsTV #StarWarsFigures #starwars40th j/k #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #startrekbridgecrew #DrunkTweet https://t.co/kO29dWzDR1

On the 🚆 to London 🇬🇧 by way of Lille 🇫🇷

#streetart #graffiti #soho#london #england #monster #guitar @ Soho https://t.co/dnpPannxj2

Sad I am missing #CanadaDay. Happy to be at #GoodwoodFOS ! Happy birthday #Canada150 ! #CanadaDay2017 #FOS2017

I#love this car. #ferrari #f40 #goodwood #fos @ Goodwood Festival of Speed https://t.co/A5E6hy3iLu

Another car I #love #pagani #zonda #fos @ Goodwood Festival of Speed https://t.co/XverFJYzrq

@LeeCash @robozippy Shut your whore mouth. #Canada150

@Mastercard I've tried 3 times to use my M/C at #FOS . Twice I got "Cash? The machine's on the fritz" and once a 10£ min. Brand #fail.

Williams FW08B #f1 #car #goodwood #fos @ Goodwood Festival of Speed https://t.co/KSg2i6D6YA

#mclaren #f1 charging the hill at #goodwood #fos One of my #dream #cars @ Goodwood Festival of… https://t.co/FVZVN4iHeg

#Mood: Drove through Central #London . Right hand drive car w/ manual transmission. In rush hour. Massively #hungover . #loved every moment.

Did a side trip to #stonehenge on the way back to #london #fun times! #bucketlist item done. @… https://t.co/LLN3iCip6v

RT @poparide: Press Release: Pop Rideshare Expands its 50,000 Members Platform to #Kingston https://t.co/zb4jSt6T2N #ygk https://t.co/XmUG1…

Currently travelling at 299 km/h. On the high speed 🚄 from #london to #paris. Fifth time on a fast 🚅 and the little kid in me still ♥️ it.

On the #paris🇫🇷 metro to Gate de Bercy. You can take the boy out of the country... #eastvan… https://t.co/acZDGYapmS

RT @jarrod_dixon: Spent way too much time reading this monstrosity https://t.co/bZrEypsRvK

@redicaps Haha jerk! I would too if I had it in my backyard! 😜😜😜

I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/FSJZVfFOK2 MASTODON - Download festival - Paris 2017

Pretty sure I have Plantar Fasciitis. While I am enjoying resting & read, I have a nagging guilt I should be running round looking at stuff.

@redicaps Nice! Where are you off to?

New blog post: Bucharest, Greece and Rome https://t.co/XIJAIDqE3Y

I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/2Mn1nUjGyn Beginners Guide to Sailing - An Introduction

Perfect weather. #nofilterneeded #montstmichel #france #normandie @ Mont Saint-Michel https://t.co/aAMmhMJeeP

View of the sea from #montstmichel #france #nofilterneeded #normandie @ Mont Saint-Michel https://t.co/fzpjfhGWmV

#Aure #River #bayeux #normandie #france #hashtag #all #the #things @ Bayeux, Basse-Normandie,… https://t.co/HXHZKdi0Df

@brokenlizard @mattabra12 @matt3310 @matt_taylor050 @matt_strange @matt_mueller @matsmorken Yiss! Thank you! This made my day! Also, this is the most Matts I've ever seen in one tweet.😎😎

@ashfordcastle "Upon approval, photos become the property of Red Carnation Hotels" No. Sorry. You can can not have ownership of my photos. I will share tho

@Oatmeal Cluster sneezing Matt's untie. Unite I mean.

Happy 18th Annual #SysAdmin Day!

@frlinux @BeavertownBeer @fourcorners Made it out to the brewery when I was in London. Neckoil is my jam! https://t.co/62Gi8FbTee

RT @nixcraft: Happy #SysAdminDay To All. Enjoy this comic from https://t.co/Q09Z4QO3kC #sysadmin https://t.co/BsN9Xmq8CJ

The #80s kid in me was pretty #stoked to ride a #Soviet era #tram today. #Prague #Czech #Republic

#lightening in #prague last #night @ Prague, Czech Republic https://t.co/PNT9TbBVIX

#prague was so #pretty. 5 days wasn't enough time. #travel #river #czechrepublic🇨🇿 @ Prague,… https://t.co/GdHJH6KRTm

Goodbye #Prague. I'll be back. Hello #Krakow !

I have a new #blog #post called "A traveller and his shoes" - https://t.co/vQQnwZUVl7

Air raid sirens going off in #Krakow right now. Google says it's just a drill but, man that is spooky.

Okay. The air raid sirens were for #PowstanieWarszawskie / Warsaw Uprising. August 1, 1944 The resistance started a massive operation. #WWII

I have a new #blog #post called "Places I have travelled (Map)" - https://t.co/qhPj0VnsdI

Really #hot in #krakow today. The #street is #melting @ Kraków https://t.co/dyIZxdAR3p

Seriously, French langauge. Why is a duck masculine and a chicken feminine? #LanguageLearning

I thought the lady on the tram was asking for money. I shook my head. I then realized she was a transit worker asking for my ticket. #whoops

Back in the Emerald Isle for a pint of the black stuff.
#guinness #ireland #dublin #beer #happy… https://t.co/xpf785gdd5

Seen in a #krakow supermarket. McDonald's brand #ketchup? Isn't that Heinz?
#cracovia #catsup @… https://t.co/bWNJNQ0aUf

St. Mary's Basilica in #krakow @ St. Mary's Basilica, Kraków https://t.co/S5GMmqtYdW

#Kraków Cloth Hall #poland @ Kraków Cloth Hall https://t.co/yYrO1CkuON

OH: There is an extra charge. You vomited in the bathroom. It's all over the walls. Also, it's a staff bathroom. 30€, pls #Dublin #hostel

I have a new #blog #post called "Festival Of Speed" - https://t.co/xOMWxY0C5Y

A woman on my flight thought she could bring 3 pieces of carry-on by just ignoring everyone. Including the police. It didn't work. #Ryanair

Goodbye, #Dublin. Hello #Warsaw!

Goodbye, Warsaw. Hello Kyiv! 🇺🇦🍻

@cloudatcost New hosts created in DC3 aren't able to connect to default route. Not sure what's up with that.

Wow. This is without a doubt the worst sinus infeciton I've ever had. I am super looking forward to a travel day tomorrow. /s

Seen in a highway underpass. #ukraine #kyiv #graffiti #streetart @ Kyiv, Ukraine https://t.co/RoKeHzuf2V

Various snaps from my week in Kyiv. The motherland statues. The longest escalator in the world.… https://t.co/lOYFvlQwqw

@rsmacapinlac @instagram Which friend? Asking for....science.

Goodbye #Kyiv . Hello #Amiens !
#Ukraine to #France through #Warsaw #SoTired #14hours #Travel

Every city in Europe has a Turkish guy with a donair/pizza/panini/hamburger place. They are saviours of the broke drunk #backpacker. #Travel

@mhuge12 Fuckin' eh! Congrats bro!

@mhuge12 @bcit @bcitnews #bcit

@mhuge12 That's huge mikey! :D Raise a glass. I'll do the same. 🍻🍻🍻

Big day for me! Visited the resting place of my Great Grandfather. He died in #worldwar one at… https://t.co/Nz6JTgQDuz

"Je parle un peu" saved me a 20€ fine. I didn't validate my train tix & he didn't want to fight in English. He <3 validation machine noises.

#Amiens #normandie #france #cathedral #church #architecture #beautiful @ Notre Dame Cathedral… https://t.co/GYK3v0qSnn

#Amiens #normandie #france #cathedral #beautiful #architecture #church @ Notre Dame Cathedral… https://t.co/Y42QptDtt9

I thought someone had a football game cranked on their TV. No, Amiens is playing Nice. The stadium is 4 Km away, and I can hear the crowd!

Bicycled from #Lens to #vimy. I didn't clue in that a memorial atop a ridge would mean pedaling… https://t.co/VP2rvBk1ON

RT @cathmckenna: It makes me incredibly proud that our top General is marching at Pride to show solidarity & inclusiveness https://t.co/lWZ…

@redicaps 🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/SVU5eNDeRk

@kevin_nealon Literally bought first on 4 hours ago. Wish I had just asked to borrow one. 🙄

Goodbye France. Hello Malaysia!

Random shots in Kuala Lumpur. Petaling street market. Gong boa chicken. #happiness is a young… https://t.co/ewKyKNTXeF

Dope mural!
#street #art #streetart #graffiti #malaysia #kualalumpur #kuala #travel #beautiful… https://t.co/x0ih5xQppp

@fwdfwdplsread Yes! Little side trip from Europe. Needed some tropical weather. Back in EU in 3 weeks.

That is a first for me. Ladies only cars on the commuter train. Don't mind me, ladies! Just passing through! #kualalumpur

Street food in Kuala Lumpur.: https://t.co/dV9FgkAhX6 via @YouTube

I didn't realize how much I use my left hand, until I focused on not using it.

@halfbloodrock That is crazy nice heel-toe shifting! Is that you??

RT @dosnostalgic: Too much DOS https://t.co/bnlfZMQwd0

@halfbloodrock Me too! Who is it?

Badu Caves. This was an amazing experience. Pictures don't do it justice
#baducave #kualalumpur… https://t.co/rXpVzH8sBC

#streetart #graffiti #beautiful #street #art #kualalumpur #malaysia #night @ Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia https://t.co/CPOar9qnL5

Welcome to the jungle!
#hiking #jungle #miri #malaysia #beautiful #amazing #mountains #mount… https://t.co/DjuwrWJlDP

Nights in the jungle. Days at the beach.
#borneo #malaysia #jungle #ocean #sunshine #flower… https://t.co/DR08rUP95B

#streetart #art #beautiful #graffiti #kotakinabalu #malaysia #borneo #urban @ Kota Kinabalu https://t.co/bgvdIbOB31

Selamat tinggal, Malaysia! Bonjour France! 🇲🇾->🇫🇷 #Travel #happy #tired

@catsu cat

In Bruges 🇧🇪

@neilpwalsh And alcohols

@LeeCash @neilpwalsh Maybe that's what hell is......

Ich bin ein Berliner!

@PfannKPolizei Yes, that is the joke.

#berlin #streetart #graffiti #famous#travel #history @ Berlin Wall, Mühlenstraße 5 https://t.co/G5d9JmMjip

Can I remap the "n" and "b" keys on my phone to be the spacebar? @Android @AndroidDev @androidcentral kthxbye...

RT @68Jagr: Look, I just tell my cat, there is a chance to play in NHL this year. 😀😀😀 https://t.co/8iBoTYeEl7

Walking in Köln.
#germany #köln #cologne #castle #house #fountain #overcast #beautiful #travel… https://t.co/TTKKD9LFnv

My new 6€ headphones aren't quiet as good as my lost 10 Ringgit ones, but beggars/choosers.

BaseCamp Bonn Hostel: https://t.co/cJ7qRxb7R5 via @YouTube

Walking in Bonn I happened upon Sterntor an Old medieval fortification. You can have a drink in… https://t.co/bwEIxwuc31

RT @cyberomin: As a senior engineer or a technical team lead, it's perfectly okay to say "I don't know, let's research this together."

I have a new blog post! https://t.co/VjUluLrb38 my #travel in #beautiful #Normandy #WW1 #WW2 #France

New blog post! https://t.co/sdGdYk8eYS An observation on #backpacking in Western #Europe. #travel #rant #happy #hostel #airbnb

It's so nice out, I am considering out on shorts.

My friend posted his #amazing story on surviving #IrmaHurricane in #BVI. https://t.co/SNYxNlHO3O Read it. #support them. #help

Thermal spa in the morning. Walking Lichtentaler Alle in the afternoon. German #beer in the… https://t.co/0YJ93Soq0K

@whygregwhy Whoh! It's alive!!!

Wooden #bicycles Seen in #munich
#bike #bikes #germany #travel #cycling #bicycle #funny #cute… https://t.co/J6trFJyOpP

Visited #castle #neuschwanstein today
#castles #german #old #germany #neuschwansteincastle… https://t.co/l9z0HQa13m

Waiting for a train in #lindau #Germany
#water #harbor #statue #mountain #mist #mountains… https://t.co/VSBvmDJ0o9

Having my passport checked on a public transit bus is a new one for me. #Liechtenstein #Travel #backpacker #Europe

@frlinux @LeeCash Or "Putain!" 😇

Asked "Which way is the border?" with all seriousness today. I was walking to #Switzerland from #Liechtenstein . #travel #backpacker

#church #liechtenstein #vaduz #old #overcast #gray #beautiful #travel #backpacking #mountains… https://t.co/LhqVRDNrq9

Happy 🦇 Halloween 🎃 from 🎅 Christmas-land🎄! 🇦🇹🇦🇹

RT @BrianFargo: #1 attribute for survival has always been persistence and it's the fans that have kept me alive. https://t.co/BdUaJAC1qu

Train from Kaufbeuren to Lindau, Germany.: https://t.co/GmYSffP2ca via @YouTube

Seen in a #bratislava #coffee shop. (Hint: Bottom right)
#slovakia #vancouver #eastvan… https://t.co/yPIml4Cken

New blog post!! https://t.co/unrpNRGR5G The final half of a #French Long Stay #Visa . #travel #backpacking #Europe #happy #France 🇫🇷

Goodbye #Hungary 🇭🇺. Hello #Slovenia 🇸🇮! #Travel #WanderlustWednesday #backpacking #Europe

In a fair world, I'd still be hearing new Dimebag Darrell guitar.

#Ljubljana in #Autumn
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#slovenia #ljubljanacastle #fall #backpacking #travel #happy… https://t.co/8qQR2WLGou

Lest we forget.
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#thankyou #canada #remembers #remembranceday #flanders #ww1 #ww2 #restinpeace #lestweforget #armisticeday #poppy #remembrance #gonebutnotforgotten #vimy #vimyridge #hill70 #hill70memorial #RememberThem #flandersfields https://t.co/kX2mGeGcTP

RT @Canada: Today we honour our fallen heroes and the service of the men and women who protect our freedom. #CanadaRemembers https://t.co/9…

A day in San Marino! I was worried about rain and didn't expect the #snow . A little furry… https://t.co/zFmQoHj73E

Goodbye Rimini. 🇮🇹 Hello Florence! 🇮🇹

RIP Malcolm Young. Thank you for the anthems of my youth.
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#ACDC #RipMalcolmYoung #ThankYou #rocknroll

I thought Beauvais 🇫🇷 airport was shitty to get to, but Bergamo 🇮🇹 is the new successor! 2h 45m. #backpacking #travel

Off the bus in Granada 🇪🇸. 21C. I am in a t-shirt, some locals in fur lined jackets. 🤷🏼♂️

Nice easy beer to drink in the sun - Drinking an Alhambra Tradicional by Grupo Cervezas Alhambra @ Albaicín — https://t.co/JxaNKHljqF #photo

Hmmm...seems that #America has decided to do #Thanksgiving late, again, this year. #Canada

Aw crap. That "chewable" was supposed to be dissolved in water. *Burp*

@tylermauthe If you had just gone, you might have been an accidental extra.

I thought, if there were an afterlife, it would be an fully stocked Italian supermarket. It's not. It's Granada and tapas life. #Travel #backpacking

TimeGhost - Online #Historical #Documentaries is popular on @Kickstarter! https://t.co/De3kDDIFZc #WWII #Documentary

RT @anildash: The hardest problem in computer science is: if I never touch my monitor, why does it always have fingerprints on it?

Mood: Chilling on a rooftop in #Tangier listening to @kexp #travel #backpacking #music #happy

Goodbye Tangier. 🇲🇦 Hello, again, Spain! 🇪🇸 #travel #backpacking

Shots from around #Tangier. The ocean/port shot has Spain in the background. The markets are… https://t.co/uffNUVP8Bm

Goodbye, Seville. 🇪🇸 Hello Lisbon! 🇵🇹 #Travel #backpacking #Europe

I helped make The Bard's Tale IV a reality. @inxile_ent @crowdoxapp https://t.co/pC1ha1CsbH #funded

Portuguese Pastel de Natation and cafe. Fresh out the oven, so they were hotter than Sun lava… https://t.co/hs5SNJNLYN

Really stoked to be in #Vancouver for #Christmas It will be nice to be in one place for longer than a week! #travel #backpacking 🎅🎄🇨🇦

Bought a @Starbucks coffee for the first time in a while. It was surprisingly the least price gougy thing at LAX #Travel #backpacking

@redicaps @Starbucks Price gouging is when an item is ridiculously above a reasonable price. So it would read better "price-gougy thing"

Sure...As if waking up at 4AM isn't bad enough, why not sprinkle a sinus infection on that #jetlag suck-salad? #travel #life #health 🤧😴😷💤

Trying to look at a company's @facebook page without a FB login is unpleasant. No I don't want an account & you tracking my browsing.