2018
An Archive of @matt604's Twitter.
I love doing old people stuff, such as calling the park planner to talk about ambiguity in a sign. #travel #retiredlife

Plane landing at YVR: https://t.co/YAeHJSOSm3 via @YouTube

Why is food and alcohol so very expensive compared to Europe, Asia and USA?! What's up with that? #travel #backpacking

New blog post! https://t.co/xyKWkgZJEd An #update on the #blog and why it was quiet. More to come! #travel #backpacking #happy #Vancouver

The guy at @nokairlines that said "Let's paint beaks on our planes!" is a genius
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#travel… https://t.co/XFSEZROz5e

RT @KIRORadio: Last night we captured surveillance footage of a vandal trying to break in to one of our employee's vehicles in our parking…

Street art in Chiang Mai's Old Cit district.
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#thailand #chiangmai #graffiti #streetart… https://t.co/PrrA1fJrZl

Lightening in Prague: https://t.co/09WdEth9kv via @YouTube

Melting Pavement in Warsaw: https://t.co/9CdQDVBDPw via @YouTube

Wandering the Sunday Night Market. Loudspeaker, English: "Please stand for the Thai National Anthem." Music, then singing & everyone freezes. No noise. Song over, everyone continues. So surreal. Like something out of the Matrix. #travel #backpacking

I groused about driving on the other side in London rush hour traffic with a hangover. Today, I found a new benchmark. My @Uber driver navigated a stick-shift, full cab/four seat _pickup_ in _Thai traffic_ & Old Town Market crowds at NIGHT. F That. He wins. #Uber #badass #travel

A few traffic lights in Chiang Mai have a countdown timer beside the stop lights. They are in the same colour, so say 28 seconds left on green or like 122 seconds in red. Pretty cool! #travel #Thailand #backpacking

Chiang Mai #graffiti. I ♥️ the tiny halo on the panda
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#thailand #chiangmai #street… https://t.co/a4X5oUtNRp

I usually take 3-6 month breaks in between the gym, so that when I go back the runner's high is way more intense. I believe weed smokers call it a tolerance break. #gymrat #gymlife #FakeNews

https://t.co/O7nsBQIuOI New blog post! Read my notes on #Krakow , #Prague , and #Kiyv . Some complaining, a little grousing and pictures too! 😇👿🍻 #travel #backpacking #Kiev #CzechRepublic #Ukraine #Poland #Beers #happiness #beautiful #happy

As someone who watch @CopsTV from the jump, it is super weird watching the show go meta in episode 17 season 30. The cop said he watched Cops as a kid.

Hey @CopsTV , I love your show and have been watching since 1989. It's 2018 now, so can we stop showing people getting busted for marijuana?

@CopsTV At the start of every show, you have amazing footage of the location with officer's doing voice over. Is there some place I can get the raw footage?

@redicaps Olympics?

@halfbloodrock @redicaps O_o

Wow! A year ago I was trying to stay warm on a train to #QuebecCity from #Montreal . https://t.co/D8Uk9wMSyO Hard to imagine from #Thailand. #travel #backpacking

"Old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance." - David Mamet

RT @random_walker: Tech buzzwords explained:
AI—regression
Big data—data
Blockchain—database
Algorithm—automated decision-making
Cloud—Inte…

@rsmacapinlac You're not too late! Only ep 4 or 5 so far. Soooo good.

Severe histamine toxicity AKA Scombroid food poisoning is a new life experience for me. Thought it was an allergy but no. Bad marlin. Very very not pleasant. #travel #backpacking

Vancouver-based carpool app, Poparide, makes pitch to replace Greyhound in northern B.C. | CBC News https://t.co/p2o8CUzTE0

Bali week score card: 1 epic rice terrace hike, 1 stomach virus, 2 World-class hangovers, 1 authentic Civet coffee, 1 histamine toxicity (bad marlin), 2 moped accidents, and 1 horrifying farmer-tan sunburn. Total: B- out of 43. #travel

Merry Friday the 13th!

@nixcraft Asked another admin how to use it. Also it was vi not vim.

RT @PFTompkins: No matter how you celebrate 420 today, I don’t want to hear about it

https://t.co/YabIFRhR5L ⚡A new blog post! ⚡Pictures and stories on my travels through Malaysia. There will be a monkeys!!🐒🙊🙉🙈🐒 #travel #backpacking #Malaysia #jungle #water #happiness #beautiful #happy

I just shot green onion out my nose #PSA #TheMoreYouKnow

sundowner (British) n. - an alcoholic drink taken at sunset. #TIL #TheMoreYouKnow #travel #backpacking

@FOXTV SHAME ON YOU FOR CANCELING BROOKLYN NINE-NINE! SHAME! Worst birthday present ever! #shame #BrooklynNineNine @Brooklyn99FOX

#Ubuntu 17.10 to 18.04 upgrade failed bad. No usb key....dd iso -> sd / sd -> action cam / mass storage mode + cable == 18.04 boot & install success! #nerd #Linux #Hack

I always feel bad calling about Internet problems, but this time I have 3 techs in my livingroom and two engineers on their phones. Someone gurfed the modem in the basement.

I was expecting a router replacement or updated MAC but 1.5 hours it's still going.

Apparently it's a core network problem and I am the only one affected.

They broke out the line tester at one point to see if it was a signal issue.

Fixed. A hung process on the core switch

At some point in the future, I will probably ask, "Do you want to see my dong?" Before you can answer, I'll whip out my Vietnamese money. #travel #backpacking

That past airport security feeling. #travel #backpacking

@ook @frlinux Five, aliens.

So, @googlemaps just sent me an email to tell me 50,000 people in @Richmond_BC have looked at a shitty plate of curry I had at the mall. I uploaded it Jan 2017. The population of Richmond in 2017 was 218,307.

"If you are having trouble view the website, update your Flash Player." NO, update your website! lol

Taxis in #Vancouver fight @Uber tooth and nail. They don't see the inevitable. In #Bangkok cabbies pickup fares through @GrabTH

https://t.co/UJiTUOgcsp A new blog post! A few numbers on my 2017 #travel. #backpacking #Europe 🥾🧳⛴️🚌🚗🚝

Happy 4th to all of my U.S. friends and family! #IndependanceDay

https://t.co/xCARzuvXBK Holy smokes! Another blog post! Pictures and some notes on my #travel through #Germany, #Austria, #Hungary, #Slovenia, #Slovakia, #Luxembourg, and #Lichtenstein. #backpacking #Europe #Hashtag

View on the Grand Canal in Venice Italy: https://t.co/og00v7gJHe via @YouTube

View on the Grand Canal in Venice Italy: https://t.co/9aUH4NDGNW via @YouTube

Parked in the Westminster Hwy bike lane under a no parking sign. @RichmondRCMP @Richmond_BC https://t.co/nFrxklvFVB

I am impressed with how much space drivers give me when cycling in the road in @Richmond_BC Kudos!

The #RichmondBC Night Market has become a lame cash grab. $5 to get in? $8 fried potato on a stick?! It was WAY better at the old location with sketchy vendors, dodgy food stalls and a donation to the fire fighters to get in. #Vancouver

RT @JimBliss23: I love this.
When the Far Side came out in 1982, paleontologists realised they'd never actually named that part of a stego…

Kids in shopping mall parking lots learning to drive #summertime

/me logs into Linkedin. 5 mins clicking faces I recognize. Log out for another 6 months.

Drink beer. Hop train. Listen to Snakes for the Divine @HighonFireBand . Rinse. Repeat.

Hearing about Myanmar while in Thailand, last May, I opted not to travel. Hearing we revoked an Honorary citizenship, I stand a little taller. #Canadian

I 100% have to thank @frontlinepbs for the timely info

I just realized I am wearing a Yankees hat and a Dodgers shirt. I don't even really like baseball...?

I said 'sys admin team'. Google speech-to-text chose 'Sith admin team'. I'm going to leave it.

asdljfladjflkasdfjlasdjflkajdf --- what sound do you hear in your head when you read these things?

Me: I got a letter saying in need to sign my contract. I thought I already had.
Front desk: No, that was X, Y and Z documents.
Me: ...
Worker: Did you email us? You need to email and set up an appointment to sign your contract.
Me: ...

I have a theory. When the Hadron smashed the first atoms our reality changed forever. There was only one change, though: the "r" and the "d' in Hadron changed places

https://t.co/KfhFUfbc64 Still bloggin'?! More pictures and notes from my 2017 #travel through #Spain 🇪🇸, #Italy 🇮🇹, #Morocco 🇲🇦 and #Portugal 🇵🇹. #backpacking #Europe #Hashtag 😀