2019
An Archive of @matt604's Twitter.
Windows: "I've turned on storage manager for you."
Computer: Starts spinning up fans
Me: Turns off storage manager
Windows: "You've turn off storage manager. Would you like me to turn it on?"
Me: ಠ_ಠ
#Microsoft
Holy balls! People are shorting Canadian banks in the billions?! That can't be good. #canada #trading
@vodafone_de hello! I'm a new customer and am having trouble with my new installation. The cable modem Internet light just keeps blinking twice. I've tried the forums and phone support but am having no luck. Pls help!
@vodafone_de Thank you! I'll do that now, pdd!
As I was reading my phone, I did a pocket check and had a moment of panic when my phone wasn't there. #moresleep
Thinking about getting a belly tattoo that says "Hug Life"
Played some table top Shadowrun the other day. I got the gears for taking too long role-playing a phone call negotiation. That player then spent a WHILE role-playing taking a dump.
Nothing like the feeling of finding money in the street. #canadathings #balling https://t.co/GXBuWpYna5
If Facebook's app is recording audio and people are on their phones in the bathroom, how many hours of bathroom time recordings do they have?
@nixcraft @MasteringVim
https://t.co/gTgHxa6m1n Too long coming! Notes and pictures from #Thailand #backpacking #SoutheastAsia #DigitalNomad
Watching a show where people rehearsed for a show. I realized the actors must have rehearsed the rehearsal for the show's show. Then my brain hurt.
In case of key emergency? And where do I get the key to open the case to get the key? https://t.co/bhtJOlup4l
https://t.co/ldG0oDCJYE Notes, pics and a story of (mis)adventure from #Thailand 2018 #travelphotography #backpacker #SoutheastAsia